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Seeing a person who was shitty to you get served some self serving karma on a cycle is always a warm and fuzzy feeling. I really think my wife's spirit cursed people who fuck me around.

Are we still pretending Bo Bo the Nutty Yahoo is still alive, or...?

Don't judge me.

Man, Rocketlab keeps swinging from $68 to $75 and back on a weekly basis is making me want to do risky things. 💀

Sephiroth is a total fucking vibe 💀💀💀

The fucking irony of being my most being ok to die ever, while simultaneously being too old to be drafted in the potentially most bloodiest war humanity has witnessed since recorded history. 😒

Zelda is 40 years old today. I remember the magic from the classic 8 bit, and every single game between that and Echoes of Wisdom. I'm currently enjoying Majora's Mask. Zelda has been one rare few constants in my life that has been consistently positive in my life. Dad joke: Try Forties.

Can we, as a nation, collectively decide to go on a rampage? Like anytime is good, but the sooner the better.

Cash still sitting in the sidelines. Zero fucking regrets yet. Cautiously watching Rocketlab, resisting the urge to buy back in yet. Too much turmoil happening for me to hold any position other than an ETF.

I really wish there was a Zelda behaviour pack for Minecraft in Switch. That would be fucking epic, so of course Nintendo won't fucking think about doing it.

I can't believe I survived another suicide attempt to come back to THIS! *broadly motions at the Epstein files*

Getting drunk and stoned before 11 AM IS therapy. Fuck off.

On a more macro level... The world is shit. We're run by shit. People only pretend to be outraged enough for virtue signaling. If there's an armed resistance, sure sign me up, I'll fight like hell. But until then, I'm just not gonna bloody fucking care because what is the fucking point.

I might spill some details about everything later. But for now, one of my cats in a pool floaty.

Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé. www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

Maybe we need to take a different approach: who in this administration is *not* in the Epstein files?

The fact that nobody is storming down shit right now tells me this country is cooked.

I am back. Been a wiiillldddd ride since I left. Got a house, had a relationship that was traumatizing as fuck. And watching my country burn down in the worst way possible. For stocks, I pulled out. First time I ever pulled out to be honest. Hoping it's not a regret lol.

It's time to start pre planning another trip to England. It's been too long and I'm about to be at my job long enough for vacation time to hit once I can start actual planning. Liverpool, I'll be seeing you again in 2026!

Me whenever I think a friendship is real

Somewhere in a London hotel, there's a Bible with my dick print on one of its pages. Right after some raunchy sex with a Satanist that would later become my wife. Take that, religious trauma!!

Fuck it. Who wants to go on a fun lil vacay deep into the woods where we blast Brittney Spears all night to lure in the skin walkers?!

The feral urge to record myself crashing out while naked just so I can go viral and get extra funds to get my transmission fixed.

This has been a long time coming, but simply put, I'm selling my shares of #UEVM and #SPHD once the dividend hits and putting them into #JEPQ. I should have done this months ago. Dividends will increase significantly, leaving more buying power for my swings.

This month is the month where you need a shower the moment you get out of the shower. Fuck you August! Lick my ballsweat!!

GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles.

South Park episode 2 was.. brutally... Fantastic. Little disappointed they didn't have Vance grape a couch with pig noises though. Maybe next episode.

Probably stepping off this for a while. Kinda just done with social media.

The feral urge to just remove all social media and disappear from everyone.

Is anyone else's Vanguard app taking a constant shit every time they try and log in? Google has been less than helpful, and short of calling their customer service, would like any tips. Yes I already cleared all the memory and uninstalled. #Vanguard

Today was so fucking hot that it felt like if I popped a boner, I would die of a heat stroke 😭

Might neglect this profile for a while. My brain and heart decided it's time to both do their dipshit thang as something made me feel some type of way all the way back to my wife's suicide. I'll be floating in the abyss, later! youtu.be/CcPT_vs1qc8?...

#RKLB crossing $45 for a bit today.