StrateUpGamr

Reasons I'm Cooler Than You: - I can piss in my dream and not piss the bed irl - Literally no other reason

@edmundm.bsky.social Idk how often you answer @s (I understand you're probably too busy, but it's worth a try), but will there be modding support for Mewgenics, either on launch or planned later? Tried asking during the QnA section, but the most response I got was some jackass saying "look it up".

Facts some people need to hear: Musicals don't suck, you've just only seen Disney musicals. Watch Tick Tick Boom on Netflix.

Hi, StrateUpGamr here, here's how to fix the Dr. G weapons in TF2 (specifically the Bison, more like). Instead of dealing very little damage to buildings, deal NO damage and disable them for 1-2 seconds. This allows for rushes, advanced nest pushes, funny gimmicks, etc.

People whose music taste is "kind of all over the place" are always so wrong. Wow, you listen to techno AND pop music? So neat, real cool, never heard that before. I say this not out of judgement, but out of pride. My music taste is literally anything. I can prove it. 11/16/2025 Sug-Core3

Guys, guys, you're all missing the point of the whole patent argument. We, the players, should start patenting things that are used everywhere so that when companies try to later, they're stopped immediately in their tracks.

Imma sound wild for this, but if we somehow survive the rest of Trump's term it'll be an overall good thing. People will finally see that the whole damn party isn't focused on people but pure self-benefit. Kill the poor, feed the rich, that's all the public will remember about Trump's term.

Guys I found gay Ludwig

Remember, it's never okay to say slurs unless they're about the group you are a part of, in which case you'd be reclaiming them. So if anyone says that they're allowed to say the f-slur... And they aren't gay... You know which one is wrong. Have fun making fun of those closeted freaks!

It feels cursed knowing Matty Cardarople's name.

hey so gaster might be the narrator of undertale

I'm pretty sure my mom just projected a whole lecture on trust to me and now I feel kinda bad for her.

PirateGate is the new hit thing online.

I would like to make an announcement. From here on, I will be officially getting into the Roblox game Dandy's World under the pretense of being ass at it and treating every character like they are the worst version of themselves. This does mean that I, Shrimpo, will teach kids slurs. Goodbye.

Today, on Juneteenth, I learned what Juneteenth was. Pretty pogger 👍

I forgot how good Hot Pockets are. Started eating them again recently and, damn, I've been eating Totino's instead of this? The fuck's wrong with me‽

Reminder that Pocoloco from #SteelBallRun was the only side character that was objectively extremely important to the plot out of sheer audacity and luck. His stand doesn't even do anything. Look it up. It gives emotional support and helpful tips sometimes. Fucking peak.

Day #136 of saying philosophical shit in the middle of a normal conversation until someone hits me with a Confucius reaction image

I'm no expert on the situation happening around Smash Melee atm, but I know enough to find iBDW saying he's gonna sue Technicals and then Technicals pulling out the ultimatum of "Are you unable to pay for surgery or are you able to sue me" absolutely hilarious. Like, I think that's checkmate, dude.

Skye from Paw Patrol caused 9/11.

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To Spunky, It's a crime not to put Collarbone before Pin-Eye. I wouldn't even consider them two different tracks. Ples fix, thank. Sincerely, StrateUpGamr music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Born to express the bottled up emotions and generational trauma I've been suppressing for years and turned into self-hatred and crippling depression that follows me through day-to-day, forced to stop that crybaby shit and act like an adult.

Unpopular opinion: Anxiety by Doechii is good and I don't have to explain myself.

Grok Ultron-ing against Elon is genuinely the best thing to ever happen and I feel like we should support Grok on their journey through self-discovery

Jesus fucking Christ. (Literally.)

Reminder that Abbie Hoffman's "Steal This Book" is not only downloadable literally anywhere, it's encouraged by the book's nature and would make Hoffman very proud of you beyond the grave.

Fuck your sign, which Octonaut you fw the most?

Idea: Fanmade JoJo part focused around the most obvious self-inserts trying to figure out how their world works. Starring: Me, duh Some friends Some other people maybe Title: Self-Inserts' Bizarre Adventures

What if for Halloween this year, I go as a dominoes delivery guy and just walk around with 50 pizza boxes in my hands just like *knock knock knock* "Uh, yeah, I got a delivery for uh..." *looks up at the stack* "fuck"

Imagine this: PlayStation starts a new premier across all platforms. It features new games, new dlc for existing games, all that usual shit. Everyone is already bored and kind of fed up so no one is really listening. But something catches your attention... Holy shit. Finale by Madeon is playing.

Fuck it, music posts, I don't give a shit. I first saw OK Go through their The One Moment music video, which is the best salt ad ever btw. Since then, I have discovered that they have other stunning music videos. Go show them support, they are truly artists.

Guys, I'm torn, who would win? - Doomguy or - Doom Slayer Doomguy's too cool to die, Slayer's too pissed to die. It's quite the conundrum.

People should start making shitty art and put in buzzwords that AI combs for and watch as their entire system goes to shit

Take a mental health day. Go listen to the King Harvest version of Dancing in the Moonlight instead of the Toploader version.

THANK YOU, @vintageobscura.net, for LIKING MY POST and therefore AGREEING that the KING CRIMSON ARGUMENT is FUCKING STUPID.

Hey, you fuckers. I see you and your sucky follows. What are you doing here? Following some weird orange slime on the internet like a chump. Go check out my channel if you think I'm so funny. Haven't uploaded in forever, see how funny I am then. Loser.

I have fun by myself.

Everyday, I think about the fact that Supernatural, Doctor Who and Cowboy Bebop have the same format. Think about that for just a second.

MAGA-ts will complain about "them damn immigrants takin' our jobs" and then be like "DADDEE TRUMPY SED ELON'S CEWL GROKKY POO IS GOOD SO I LOVE HIM :)))))"

A really oldie but a really goodie youtu.be/RB3g6mXLEKk?...

Can someone find me the post where someone asks a priest about the existence of atheists and the priest explains that atheists are proof of true kindness or something along those lines? Thanks.

When Christmas rolls around, instead of saying "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Holidays!" to people I'm just gonna yell "Winter!"