Sonny

Update - I have to keep juggling all my streaming assets because my jank hardware set up requires a delicate set of Linux packages. Also it's hot as balls in my office even with an air conditioner and fans. I do have the itch to stream again, though.

The fact that the PS5 went from "Has no Games" to "All-In-One Sony Console", the Switch 2 got hacked, and Sonic Dream Team got freed from the shackles of being Apple Arcade exclusive, with the Monkey's Paw Curse of being A.I. assisted might be the hardest "Try not to Cum" challenge of my life.

When I turned 18, nothing felt different. When I turned 21, nothing felt different. When I turned 29, nothing felt different. Now that I turn 30, I feel as though life is telling me "you need to get your shit together or else you're gonna die sad and alone, sooner rather than later."

New medicine get. Problem: Hereditary High Cholesterol.

Well where the fuck else am I supposed to go? Mastadon?

Would any intrepid brands like to sponsor me attempting to make an abomination of a controller mod smorgasbord?

YouTube thumbnails and titles that keep changing piss me off

Credit to @crabuggy.bsky.social - I will be using this terminology going forward

My life out of context: The only thing keeping a potential disaster at my desk at bay is the collectable coin that came with the Shantae Advance LRG box release.

I literally just had this concept happen to me as I tried to send THIS MEME

Crackhead engineering idea: What if you took those solar-powered pathway lights, but wired them up together underground and had them converge into a charge controller at your porch or something?

Another day where I am frothing at the mouth for @discord.com to finish rolling out the Server Boost Game servers already.

This is just amiibo. It's Near Field Communication (NFC), but instead of looking for figurines you paid $12 for, it helps you spend $12 on digital figurines.

Was I supposed to read this chain of replies as if it were "Welcome to the Black Parade"? Because I did.

Tempted to make some streaming assets that amount to "Your Ad Here" signs.

Went to renew my Learner's Permit today. Forgot I needed a physical exam form filled out first.

Gonna be dead honest with you - I've been researching ideas that relate to "Offering an Alternative Pokémon Bank/HOME/Generational Transfer at competitive pricing to actual HOME" just to attempt to prove that Pokémon Company could absolutely keep Bank running indefinitely.

I mean I knew I wasn't gonna be able to afford this due to Life Circumstances™, but GOD DAMN IT.

Concept: Music Mashup - Twilight Zone [Golden Earrings] × The Dirt I'm Buried In [Avatar]

I am a mad man.

Ok I might be interested in Ocarina of Time HD

I think it's gonna keep waiting #Fortnite

Who's ready to marathon all 96 tracks with me.