Misanthrope-chan

You know what? Nuke France off the map

JUST WROTE A COMMENT AND DIDNT READ THE FULL TEXT AND NOW I FEEL STUPID GOD I HOPE YOU DIDNT SEE MY COMMENT BEFORE I DELETED IT

Dude, Thanksgiving is on a Thursday AGAIN this year? How do they keep doing that

Swirling my Mountain Dew Code Red, vintage 2026, in the wine glass at Chili's to let the waitress know I'm having a severe mental episode

I feel like a memory foam mattress would forget you

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld

Got my period today. Big yikes

This day is shit. I need him to die, like right now. Slip on a banana peel and crush your dipshit wife to death too while we're at it. Just hurry. I'm tired of waiting

I'm pretty cool, but i cry A LOT

I really wish America took this rage against the Cornell scum and did that same thing for the fat piece of shit destroying our country, but I get it, one thing at a time

Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. Let's brutally murder the Cornell 7. Let's just curb stomp them right on the sidewalk. What the fuck are we doing

Just saw the Costco family do an ad for Mylanta, which is typically known to be a recession indicator

When the work gummy hits

I'm not wearing panties

People are legit Pikachu shocked face when they realize how suicidal I get when I become painfully aware of how the world works

Iran has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on Friday

Big shout out to the glasses place advertising free cleaning, and I'm thinking its those little tubs that shake dirt loose and shit, but instead, she takes my glasses, cleans them with her shirt and hands them back. Ma'am, I could've done that what the fuck

Me in 2001 explaining to my mom why the bat from Sonic Adventure 2 had absolute gazongas and why I needed to play without pants on for hours

Happiness only exists for the people that appreciate what they can't have

"While we are very happy about your enthusiasm, we here at Disney do not believe the "horny version of Scrooge McDuck" called Splooge McFuck is really in anyone's best interests. Please do not contact us again"

PROTIP: Employers do not care about employee growth. Never be good at anything. Be ungovernable. Eat peanut butter out of the jar with your fingers in the break room like an insane person until they fire you. Be the change you want to see

Mitch McConnell votes to take women's rights away (2026, colorized)

I definitely lost gravity today, but it was longer than 7 seconds

What if there was a Red Man Group, and they just invited members of the audience up to the stage and beat the shit out of them

If you cant show up on time to work at least ONE DAY out of the week, you're a piece of shit

Being a fighter is just gay larping cause why you so interested in getting physical with other men. Get a hobby

"Oh that's just the way the world is." Why? Why are we normalizing anything? Why are we just blindly accepting that we all live in unprecedented times? We should be hunting billionaires for sport. Mount their fucking heads on our walls. They're fucking killing people in the street and you shrug.

Kiss' 1983 music video for Lick it Up is the gayest music video ever recorded, and there's not one shred of contradictory evidence

Hey little bit of a face reveal, I'm actually Mitch McConnell and ive been doing really well. Catch me on Twitch tonight, we're streaming Roblox for the memes

Getting a Reborn baby so I can give it a Stone Cold Stunner on the trampoline

I don't wanna brag, but I'm gonna die someday

I had the chance to talk to Mitch McConnell this morning for 20 minutes. He was on his skateboard when I walked in and he told me to watch as he did an awesome kickflip and then proceeded to fuck my wife. I think he's gonna pull through

Count your fucking days, T-Mobile

Gay sex was invented by John Grindr when he accidently touched tips and created the Broadway hit Hamilton.

I could never have a kid cause what you mean i gotta feed it? Like, every day?

Men aren't lonely enough

What if I got a pyramid head tattoo, but with like, big anime titties

Ask your doctor if Rhea Ripley is right for you

Count your fucking days, MGM+

Never forget ☝️

I'm pretty certain if people could see themselves in third person, they probably would stop acting like fucking assholes

I will not be truly happy until something really bad happens to Kevin O'Leary

I think if aliens ever invaded, I'd just try to explain baseball to them, like just how a guy stands behind a guy squatting behind a guy on the other team and everyone just stands there for a while, and sometimes they hit a ball and everyone goes crazy. I think their heads would explode

Guys, Pedro does NOT hang dong in the new Mandalorian movie. They did not give me a refund and I'm not allowed back at Cinemark

World is going to shit, but at least I know I dont have to try and make my wife happy because she doesn't love me anymore

"Members of the jury, we'd like to posit that Fuzzy Wuzzy really wasn't fuzzy, now was he?"

"I don't think these gummies are working, bro." I say to the dead raccoon draped across the top of a dumpster

Getting close to the age where I just always have a handful of Werthers Originals in my pocket

HR via Zoom: so we wanted to discuss some very disturbing and concerning behavior recently Me, with a gun in my mouth: wot id you wanna discuff