Subtracted

Post-nut clarity is a PR campaign invented by the boring version of you who has to pay council tax. Pre-nut me has vision. Pre-nut me has ambition. Pre-nut me would change the world if you'd stop making him apologise.

Wasn’t really feeling small talk. (🤐 by @boybondage.bsky.social at Hunter Oct 26)

First time in Hunter today. Was fun. Much leather. Thank you to @boybondage.bsky.social for, well, showing me the ropes. And the cuffs, gags and blindfold. And the darkroom, the clamps, and his cage.

There’s an unfortunate paradox in enjoying degradation: not wanting to *admit* you enjoy it in the moment. So let me share 10 (non-exhaustive) ideas on my kink bucket list... Both to let current me set future me up for a sexy fall and, hey, if some of these catch your eye, maybe we should chat?!

I like the idea of dog play because of collars and leashes and dog bowls and strokes; I like the idea of pony play because of saddles and bridles and being ridden; But fuck it, I also like the idea of antelope play because leave me in a field and give me fresh vegetables and no responsibility.

I have just found out my new employer’s second office is in Austin and now I am very excited I may get an opportunity to meet authentic kinky cowboy and/or rednecks. 🤠 (Less authentic but more local kinky cowboys should not be put off getting in touch.)

I've been working on a diabolically geeky side project I'm calling my Wheel Of Misfortune. The sub is kitted out with electro pads on the dick/butt + the despair forced piss & forced poppers devices. An iPad behaves as a UI. The sub then becomes a portable roulette wheel of kinky consequences. 🧵

My comedy career has peaked. (Actual context was what the disgruntled delivery drivers said on retrieving a broken AC unit.)

Sat distractingly close to handsome cocky rugby fan on train today. Left me craving… well, a handsome cocky rugby fan. 🏉

It took me far longer than it should’ve done to realise this was an ad targeting genuine babies and not a dating, if misjudged, pride advert.

Me and @subtracted.bsky.social at gearbound last month

‘Brat’ risks being overused as a term. I can also be a rapscallion, guttersnipe, scoundrel or nogoodnik. On a completely unrelated note, if anyone is into 1950’s carnival roleplay let me know.

Lost my winter coat.

Anyone have a coquettish western fascinator fetish? *tap tap* Hello, this thing on??

Secure sub is happy sub. Reflecting on a brilliant @gearbound.london last week where I let @boybondage.bsky.social get his hands (and ropes) on me.

I caught myself a @subtracted.bsky.social and @hambros.bsky.social at @gearbound.london on Friday! Thanks to @freavebond.bsky.social for the pictures!

Okay so don’t tell anyone but after a bad experience early in my kink journey I have now had two very horny moments where tickling was involved and I’m afraid I might have discovered a new fetish.

Nice to know how people see me. Well, if you want a brat, you’ll get a brat. 😈

Today I was told I look like Alexander Skarsgard in Murderbot. I’ll take it. To be clear, I do not think that is accurate. But I’ll take it nevertheless.

@turex.bsky.social is laminating pastry, which involves beating it with a rolling pin then massaging it out. Suffice it to say, I wouldn’t mind being laminated. 👉🥐👈

I have come to the conclusion that I am very bad at flirting because I cannot resist every temptation to turn things into a surreal joke. Mothers should say of me ‘He’s only being confusing because he likes you.’

Today I went round a lovely and very sexy friend and he kindly put me in rubber and tied me up and five minutes later… I fell asleep 😴 Oops. He took it as the compliment it was (I felt very safe!) and he enjoyed the free, snoring footstool. But that was not my sexiest moment.

Spotted in ‘Cars’ world. Maybe, just maybe, Disney knew what they were doing with this exhibit.

Never need an excuse to take some nice photos in leather.

Bluesky hivemind… Any recommendations for barbers/hair stylists in London? I’m ideally looking for someone who’ll talk through options and isn’t afraid to consider edgier options

Ooo, photos from @gearbound.london are up. I made a new friend by having his thighs used as a sensory deprivation toy. I will note the effectiveness of this if I need a corporate icebreaker in the future. 📷 and 🪢 by the ineffable @freavebond.bsky.social .

Rope marks are always a sign of a fun night.

I wanted to make some relatable content about how all of the main characters in Sonic were attractive but in very different ways (woo body diversity) and I’m glad I did a double check because it turns out that Tails is 8 and that IS NOT OKAY PEOPLE.

The five words every blindfolded sub wants to hear…. ‘That doesn’t look like Lucozade.’ 🪢 by the incredibly artistic @freavebond.bsky.social

Giving the new leather shirt a twirl at the @reconnews.bsky.social members party tonight. *actual twirling was limited.

It’s not necessarily in the right order. I’ve got a joke about The Big Bang or really any Moffat episode. Oo, let me play.

Taking inspiration from my environment.

Disneyland Pride 2025. Whilst everyone else was wearing rainbow merch (how passé), I was honouring true bi icon Troy Bolton.