54-46 That’s My Number

This shit burns me up. It’s flat out elder abuse. I hate this man for all the evils he’s perpetrated on us, but Christ on a cracker, the people who are responsible for this charade are even worse. I’ve seen the same look on the residents at my mom’s memory care facility. We’re broken as a society

Mitch McConnell AND Patrick Mahomes BOTH making public appearances today???? The heat death of the Universe draws closer….

Just ordered mine

Results don’t always mean that Albernaz made good decisions. He’s terrible. Nothing more than a beard for Elias and the front office

Yohel Pozo is exactly what the Orioles needed. He’s having fun being a major league catcher! Imagine that! Baseball is fun! Loved seeing him rubbing against Coby after that bomb 💣 😂

I know I shit on Alby a lot (with good reason!), but gotta credit him for the pinch hit instincts he’s shown all season. The CES one tonight was another good example of it. I just can’t quit this team 🧡⚾️😎

Please get a real manager in the Orioles dugout PLEASE GODDAMIT

Hey guess what! I’m 60 today! 👀😳😅😎 My birthday wish is to Abolish ICE! 🧊 🚫 💯 Are you running for office this November? If you don’t swear to abolish ICE you do not deserve my vote! Or anyone else’s 💪💪💪

I’m struck by the thought that things come in Threes Mitch Lindsey 🤔🤔🤔

If you think it’s crazy that Republicans won’t say whether or not McConnell is dead, just wait until Felon45-47 kicks it

I’ve got a suggestion for Mike Elias: Sign Mitch McConnell. That dude always used to hit lefties! Too soon? 🤔🫣

At least we have the FIFA Peace Prize to celebrate ⚽️🏆

It’s official: Irony is dead. Deader than a Mitch.

All these fireworks? In this economy?

Happy Father’s Day I’m blessed to call them my sons

Great daughter. My honor!!!

40 years ago today. It still seems hard to believe sometimes. His legend will never die. Thanks for all the memories Len 🙏

Okay Sports Gods, the Knicks got theirs after 53 years. Sprinkle some love on the Baltimore Orioles now, if you please 🙏 ⚾️🧡

Translation: Nobody told me that pitching is essential

Happy Jackie Robinson Day ⚾️😎

This is exactly what I’ve been trying to put into words. There’s time for people to stand against this madness

The squatter in the People’s House is an irredeemable piece of shit. I look forward to copying and pasting his statement from today when he finally relieves us all from his misery.

Venezuela 🇻🇪 Your victory is sweeter than crude oil

I just paid 50 cents a gallon more for gas than last Friday. Did something happen? 🤔😤

Just gonna get ahead of the pack here and say that any Dem who votes to confirm TwoNames should be immediately primaried.

It’s really important to remember that our highest office is occupied by a known Russian asset who also happens to be a sociopath. He’s dying in front of our faces and he wants everyone to die before him. How much more evidence do you need? Time is running out for all of us.

You guys, I’m beginning to think that maybe it wasn’t a great idea to let an insurrectionist back in the White House again 🤔

This is the first war that is being waged from a country club. That’s just how low and how stupid this country has become.

I’m grateful that we still have a sense of simple morality here

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This is so on point for this moment in time. Please watch it

“It seems like now would be a good time for white people to start kneeling for the national anthem.”

At least Trent Dilfer understood the assignment when playing quarterback with a dominant defense. CJ Stroud, not so much

My precise thoughts 👇👇👇 also the candidate who vows to abolish ICE on Day 1

The facts are indisputable: Sam Darnold is every bit as good as Tom Brady

Wishing everyone a day of peace and blessings with the people you love. From my family to yours, may you have Health, Wealth, Happiness, and a Golden Crown in Heaven (our traditional Polish Christmas blessing). Peace on Earth 🎄☮️❤️

This ends with position players pitching in the 25th inning, right?

Let me get this straight: We’re bailing out Argentina for $20B to prop up a wannabe dictator We’re letting Qatar build a military base in *Idaho*? The First Immigrant is in frequent contact with a murderous Russian dictator AND The Epstein Files STILL haven’t been released So. Much. Winning.

I, for one, welcome our new Qatari overlords

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He’s desperately flooding the zone with massive amounts of bullshit. Don’t Get Distracted Release The Epstein Files

Alright, on to more serious problems: Who should I start in my flex this weekend? Travis Hunter Michael Pittman Travis Etienne Keep in mind I put up 168 points in week 1. Pretty well set everywhere, just can’t decide the flex

I liked it better a week ago when we all thought there was a good chance he was dead.

Short notice but if any of my Orioles friends on here want my tickets for tomorrow’s game DM me. No charge Section 344, row 1, seats 4 & 5 1:05 PM first pitch