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Steve Bannon looks like he smells like formaldehyde.

My brother just told me about "decompiling" and how you can now play bootleg GTA 5 on a PC. Its making me worried we may get GTA 6 before we get GTA 6.

I would like to add the word "wurse" to my vocabulary. Because a man purse is a "murse" and "purse", being the original term, should be the gender neutral term. So we need the word "wurse" to describe a distinctly feminine purse.

Kinda crazy to brutalize protesters in the country that popularized the use of the guillotine.

I may not always be rootin'. But I can pretty much guarantee you I will be tootin'.

Sometimes I kind of hope my phone camera is spying on me so the corporate overlords can see the involuntary look of disgust on my face every time I'm presented with an uncanny valley fuckass AI ad.

Should I buy a drink at this concert? N/N?

I want Iran to have a nuclear weapon if only because it would probably make Marco Rubio cry.

Crazy house fire next to Woodbine Station in Toronto tonight. I counted at least 7 fire trucks. They put it out pretty fast.

Anyone else eating shredded cheese right out the bag with their fingers rn?

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

The more time passes, the more I'm convinced that leaving the primordial soup was a mistake.

An epic tale of rivalry in one Google maps screenshot.

Marco Rubio? More like Marco Boobio, yaknow what I'm sayin?

Charge all your devices at work to save on your electricity bill! Follow me for more financial tips.

Apparently Elon Musk has said that money can't buy happiness. And I hope someone tells him that money CAN buy happiness if you choose to spend it on happiness, but he chose to spend his on developing a ketamine dependency instead.

WARNING: A Trump company is going to manage TikTok in the U.S. Up until now, TikTok has merely been regime-friendly media. Going forward it's going to be straight-up regime-media. Only take news from accounts you already know and trust. Double and triple check everything you hear on TikTok.

I love when I click on an article promising their advice can help you save for retirement quickly, and then their advice is to earn $1000 more per month. Really top quality stuff.

I hope Lindsay Graham trips and falls into a pond full of algae and duck poop.

Tired: Bush did 9/11 to justify the Iraq war. Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.

Its pretty ironic for Trump to say that Somalia stinks when he famously comes from a city that famously smells like peepee (no hate to NYC, I love that city, but it does smell like peepee).

Giving human names to hurricanes was a diabolical choice. I just saw a headline saying "Melissa's threat to Jamaica grows" and for a second I was like "omg who is Melissa, what did Jamaica do?" like low-key worried there's some insane Trump staffer I hadnt heard of starting international beef.

Not BSKY using Jerry as an example post 😭

My headcanon is that David Duke actually died 15 years ago, was embalmed and entombed for a year or two, then suddenly remembered he was late for a KKK meeting, got up, and let himself out. Bro looks like he's coated in crypt dust at all times. Like he will crumble in your hands if you grab him.

For anyone wondering how the #senate and #house voted, here you go. Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/... House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...

I know it's a bit weird to film other people's pets without asking but he was so cute and working so hard, and his human was nowhere in sight to ask permission. I wonder what his name is.

Is nachos a salad? Y/N.

Currently listening to Spice Girls - Spice to drown out the haters.

Congratulations to Pierre Poilievre! So happy for him this morning 👏

Imagine if we had decided to call airports "plane stations" instead.

Me: what the dog doing? (Opens pet camera app) Me: oh.

The way these suggested posts were shown next to each other males it look like he's waving with a tiny hand.

Bsky feeding me these two posts one after the other is 😘👌

If you ever feel useless just know you'll never be as useless as the Toronto transit cops on the same subway platform as me who are standing right in front of the gate, watching people use their card/phone to pay and trigger the gate to open, and then demanding to see their proof of purchase.

I recently learned that apparently JD Vance can ski? I had no idea haunted mannequins could do that. The evil wizard who cast the spell that brought Vance to life must be very skilled indeed.

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