Bae of Fundy

He was new Jimmy Pesto and Big Bob :( sad day

She's an excellent sales rep. I bought a cookie from her booth.

What did I do this weekend? Oh just worked on my car*. Got under the hood. Bit of a gearhead, u know. *Replaced my cabin filter all by myself.

When you rewatch The X-Files and you get to "Home"

wym Publisher is discontinued T_T

A Shazam but for smells

If someone has a voodoo doll of me can you please take the pin out of my eye. ❌🕳️⚫

I swam my 2k, make with the serotonin. DO IT.

Reading the separatist vote results

Heck you I might not do what you tell me

I used to like stuff

the only data centers in Nova Scotia SHOULD BE LIBRARIES

EXTRA! EXTRA!

The gym had a full 911 response when I arrived. Then the power went out during my laps and we had to evacuate. I also burst a blood vessel in my eye?! This is Cranksgiving.

Hiiiii

My quest to improve my form is succeeding. Just look at me:

The only phishing attacks I get are simulated by the security filter on my email. This is a setup.

Ummm yes hello it's spooky swim month

Hertderg

It's too early for this. If there's a bridge delay it's because I've tossed a drunk guy off it.

I got new boots and my back issue is better. I guess patching your crumbling boot heels with hot glue isn't considered true cobbling 🙄

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Trying to find the one sleeping position that doesn't hurt

un poco loco

Help me, Kirkland Muscle & Back, you're my only hope

How I filled out the "presenting issues" section on the massage therapy intake (this is peak millennial humour I hope u kno)

>:(

I'm going to try and stop and enjoy more of this season, it is my favourite and I've barely been spoopy. Not even creppy.

If anyone's missing a flock of quail they're on Kearney lake road

Almost October and I've barely spiced any pumpkins

I have eaten All the little bars Meant for Trick or treaters Forgive me They were so small So sweet And on sale

A market booth with handmade earrings loves to see me coming

Please do not slam into the back of my dragula. I still make payments on it.

"It can't be that bad" Oh but it can.

"I read your aura and tell you where your blockages are" Sir respectfully we'd need the day

Watching new seasons of Law and Order

closet purge

I forgot these little guys were glow in the dark. Glow-dama.

I feel it in the air Summer's out of reach >:)

Welp. That was vacation.

Cranberry Hibiscus Tea from Bulk Barn, fuckin' mint.

In closing, here is a poem-

For once, I stopped at a good place during all you can eat sushi. Proud of myself.

Is it me or have universities not done a lot of frosh activities outside the campus this year? I just realized I haven't seen a single pack of roving youngins in matching outfits doing scavenger hunts.

This is someone I've been lucky to know for many years. He's a good guy, who will be absolutely at risk if sent back to America, for so many reasons. His home is here, and he needs help for this next step - please donate, share, anything is appreciated 🏳️‍⚧️💙 gofund.me/0b4eae675