Sylvester

#RAPENETANYAHU

Black uncle with a Bluetooth headset hovering over the grill master at the family reunion: “Go ‘head throw another xenomorph on the grill for me youngblud”

At the Hermés store rn making my son pick out the belt I’m going to beat him with

Need a woman with a PhD (Ph)aggot (D)ick

I wish I could have been there for her

Me tink me gwan pass eweh tannait ya

2032 Olympics in Tamriel

MY OFFICIAAL STANCE,L IS DESTROY ISRAEL

Still got it 😏

They tried to END me. But you know how I do, I couldn’t let that hold me down. I went and got it out the mud (sucked one of the dev’s penises with tears in my eyes).

I lived bitch

Bout to OPPEN some HEIMEns

Thinking about THEM…

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIKKA BRO?

I’m sure many of you will be happy to know that conditions on twitter are RAPIDLY deteriorating.

Still got it 😏

I fell to my knees in defeat when my boss told me this job was a “five days a week excluding federal and state holidays” type joint

Hello bsky, where are all my book lovers at? 📖 📚

I have a mutated super fungus!!!

All this library discourse and not a single person has hit on their real function as a public utility. Providing computers for homeless people to watch porn on.

gaming rn

She left w/ the kids

Blasting bigger lips onto Mt. Rushmore, for the CULTURE

“ELON MUSK IS RECREATING HITLER WITH AI AND TRAINING IT ON AAVVE 🧵, also here’s a million screenshots of my twitter TL on this post about why twitter sucks” [40 reposts, 200 likes] “RX Papi is back in prison” [0 reposts, 0 likes]

Hank green out here posting like a black woman. What a time to be alive

Fascism is alive on twitter

doo doo-Orleans 😭we shittin on em

It’s over for this app once all the HATIANS get on here 🇭🇹 😈

Promise you don’t ever kill yourself PLEASE 🙏🏾