That Bishop Plainview Guy

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When does the backup catcher start pitching for Tampa Bay?

As a Mariners fan, watching the Brewers win the World Series before you is like a 50 year old rusty shiv stuck in your chest. But I’m glad it was them to do it.

Tampa Bay has to be the only stadium left that have those ridiculous bullpens down the baseline.

And by best I mean worst.

What?

This is like in the movie Se7en when they find all the notebooks stuffed with batshit crazy monologues.

The entirety of Seattle is in Patrick Mahomes’ head. That’s gotta suck.

I don’t know why but that was a completely relaxing game and Seahawks win.

This Seahawks offense is weird.

So the Hawks are running Air Force’s offense now?

Last time I was in a Cheesecake Factory was New Years eve 1999. I’m deferring to Mr. Obama on its esthetic.

Excuse me sir, this is the department of motor vehicles.

Are we just going to continue to ignore the fact the Mike Tomlin is Cleveland Brown?

Next step? Get ready for these AI companies to sell your data, jack up prices, and sell ads on their UI. This AI agent is brought to you by DraftKings! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/o...

There’s nothing worse than confident stupidity.

If you wanna see a guy who’s robbing you in broad daylight in front of everyone and doesn’t even care who sees it, I present to you Donald Trump.

The Brewers have the look, talent, and colors I want for the Mariners. Alright l’ll go back to October baseball which is Mariners sulking season.

Yeah, this world series is gonna be freakin great.

Estimated roster budgets in the B10. Washington near the bottom. UW has a lot of soul searching to do. Academics vs football. Their recent alum base isn't going to pony up like they did in the 70s & 80s. CS grads don't throw away their money on football. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Brewers out there just saying you don’t get to score

I’m really happy the Brewers made it out of their khaki stage

Meh.

You could kill a damn horse with the amount of drugs they’re pumping him with.

Ramaswamy should be selling used cars in Arizona or something.

Winning hockey is better than losing hockey. - Nuke Laloosh

Until chatbots can solve simple problems or answer simple questions, they're obviously useless. If I have a billing error, this is a really easy fix unless you're working with a bot. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/o...

There have to be teams (teams!) of doctors following him around all day keeping him barely alive.

First one to get Melania deported wins!

And he just had to stand there with that stupid expression and choke on it. The right-wing doesn't have the capability to reason and explain difficult topics. They just shout at it and hit it with a big, dumb hammer.

It’s who you get when you can’t afford to book counting crows or third eye blind.

Cleaning the bong. Using said bong. Then watching the Norm MacDonald documentary was the right call.

It was a good move that BYU removed khaki as one of their football colors.

Trump isn’t even pretending anymore. Bail out Russia at any cost. Fucking traitor. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

That INT is on the wide receiver. Gotta play tougher than that

Dawgs look look like a real offense. Nice job boys.

Not quite half a Scarmucci. But the good news is that 5 days now equals one Zacharia. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

So I guess Darnold is going to be a problem. Shit.

It’s starting to look like something is going on here. 🙈

This game is set up for greatness. A good close game so far, awesome uniforms and an Al Michaels who doesn’t give a fuck about anything anymore.

I’m legit getting weepy over here with those unis.

I never say this but the uniforms in the Seahawks and Broncos game are frickin awesome.

I say we don't use dead soldiers as props for political grandstanding. But that's just me. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/15/u...

Everyone in the Trump administration is either a fraud themselves or committing fraud. Unbelievable. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/u...

This would have been a great Chappelle Show sketch. Also, this is awful.

Playing the #ALCS on turf in a dome in Florida in October is a crime against humanity.