pumpkin spice britt 🎃🍂

court of splintered harmony making references to shit I haven’t read yet

don’t talk to cops

sorry i’m coming back to this, the BALLS to do this on lap 1 in the esses 😭😭😭

got Roger’s medical records and his birthday is 6/9

old married korrasami we love to see it

Getting some exceptional ads

what if instead of touching grass we burned down the entire establishment

this movie has made me feel insane

can’t believe I’m ordering an old Christmas toy on eBay for my dogs because they like it and it just ripped

Ford Edge

Ford Explorer

kyle and I had one other guy in our showing of Primetime yesterday, and Kyle's phone gave him a notification that there was a registered sex offender 200ft away right after that guy walked in

can’t believe northernlion was making dresses so atrocious in dressmaker that it ragebaited me into buying the game

oh is it crashout time

important update: I love my dogs

bark is such a funny company because wdym there's a sexy chicken dog toy

moral reprehensibility aside for a second, “blow up our west coast navy hub when we already had to move our supply hub for our stupid war to the middle of the Indian Ocean after our stupid war took out the original one” is a bold strategy

thinking about this post again

I think it's cute that you have to take the black lacy panties off of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups before eating them.

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

*quack quack* [seductively]

the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"

Just in time.

why am I laughing at this

Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.

picked up my adderall prescription yesterday, took it this morning and the pills are girlboss pink