The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

Plumber's Log 50-24: The trouble started just before we arrived in Pasta Land. King Koopa used a magic flute to steal all the children.

Put the plumber snake away, garlic-breath!

You gotta get out of here? How about us?

When in doubt, jump!

Oh no!

Mr. Blackstone, you gotta help me. I need help! I made Mario disappear!

I'm warning you jailbirds! Don't let it happen again!

Aaaahhh! It's Koopa-stompin' time!

Oh, I must say. I've enjoyed this, but...as you boys say, forget about it! I'm afraid I have lived as a commoner long enough! Oh, but first, I shall perform a short ceremony, to thank you for sharing your extremely common home. Kneel before me!

Yeah. You know, I thought his sister was kinda cute, so I asked her out!

I can't look!

Well, I have a move here!

Hey! Mr. Dundee, is there anything else we can do to help?

Ernie! I'd like you to shake my brother's hand!

No way, Mario! You belong back in your own land! I order you to go!

Oh no! I wish I could help my friends! I wish I could! I wish I might! Wish upon a falling Star...man! That's it!

Let's beat it, boys! We'll hide until dark and then come back and free those bambinos!

I'll read you my top secret government orders!

Well, I'm a magician. Not a poet.

I can lighten up... Okay! Coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie! Next!

Koopa Pack, attack!

This soda bar is the perfect place for my new headquarters: The Koopa Klub! Those garlic-gulpin' goodie-goodies will never get in here!

Oh my Mushroom, Gramma! What sharp teeth you have!

A long time. Oh... Mario. It has been such a long, long, long time.

Hee! You really socked it to those Snifits!

Mamma mia! We've been nailed by the tools in our pockets!

While we try to save Ratigator, watch these scene from the next Legend of Zelda!

(in a French accent) Well, thank you very much, merci, merci, my sweet!

Hello, fellas! I'm Doc Freud the very, very, very, very famous, yet very affordable family psychotherapist!

Master, I kept Princess Toadstool from escaping!

It is?

I'm gonna make mince meat outta ya, Mario!

Whoa!

Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold

Get going, gang!

What's that?

Stewren!

FIRE!!!

No! It tastes like horsehide and string!

Oh! What a sad story! Come in. Come in, sweetheart! Oh, please! Come in on our house!

Come on, guys! King Koopa and his men will be swarming all over us any minute now! We have to decoy him away so the rebels can escape!

I knew I liked computers!

We're sorry. Alright. Come on, get up.

Split up, Luigi!

Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!

Well, why don't we try that? I mean...aaanything's better than this, ah?

It's tickin'! Let's give 'er a lickin'! Special delivery for Stoopa Koopa!

Yeah... Well, don't worry about it, Mario. I don't like this Van Gook guy anyway! I mean, whatever you told him, went in one ear and stayed there.

You were somethin' today!

Hold still, you freaky fungus!