e.g. Alice Roberts

Presumably they’re going to ask to be spared in the coming conflict. If they expel US soldiers and don’t allow their territory or airspace to be used by the US/Israel then I think Iran should consider it.

Me when I see a trans person

Show us the dicker

Alien always gets their man

Love getting notifications that I got another bot follower

Best part of being alive is everything sucks and is expensive now

Nothing will ever be cheap again

The school transitioned them to being dead

I’m gonna buy your house and I’m gonna live in it with you

She’s no more powerful than the average woman

I wish I could make friends on here. I wish I knew how to post good. Idk where I’m going wrong but I guess I just suck

I know writers who use alt text and they’re all cowards

Need a guillotine emoji

#1 has to be the USS Lincoln flap

Every now and then I ponder the deep friendship between Ian McKellen and Bryan Singer

Never kill yourself! We need you alive to build a better world! Don’t believe the lies in your head! The truth is you are not alone, problems can be handled, things get better and you can get better too!

Truly heartbreaking. RIP RJ.

Whopper with a hard R

It’s so weird the turn taking that active texting becomes.

Ppl need to calm tf down about that Dell lady. You cannot be transphobic wokely.

Give the Somalis gundams

Is this the dating equivalent of Bill Cosbys fatherhood books?

In heaven everyone is 6’2. Even the aborted babies

Go to the gas station and tell me who is winning this war

Movies but with micro transactions

Digger with a hard R

You’re either a Marxist or a Fartist choose wisely

Buying groceries is such a hopeful act

Every woman has an absolutely grisly story of drinking an espresso martini I made them

Peaches is Germany’s single largest post-war cultural contributor

Shakespeare was wrong when he said when the revolution comes first thing we’ll do is k*ll all the lawyers. No. First thing we should do is k*ll all the tech workers

What’s your academic hot take? Mine is the title of Doctor should be reserved for MDs. PhD holders will be given the title of Professor instead.

The man who rushed for 14k yards in one season is gonna get me home safely

Today at work I have to decide if I want to watch the LOTR trilogy or the King Kong/Godzilla trilogy

Arrest Susan Collins

Been using AI to remove English accents from movies and I’ve never enjoyed pride and prejudice as much without those wacky British accents mucking it all up

These new rules are welcome but too late for some, says Richard Gere

No cool refreshing flavor with sports gambling

When she sees Abdul El-Sayed she’s gonna let the percs do the talking

Deport Gisele Barreto

Fuck you Seth Moulton you transphobic piece of shit

I work 40+ hours every week at my job which is the best paying job I’ve ever had and I still can’t afford to live on my own.

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ACAB includes the Jedi

By JD Vance