But I don't WANNA live in Gilead!

I'm trying to be hopeful. I'm trying.

This man is a true leader and warrior. It is reprehensible that *our* corrupt, deranged President is stabbing Ukraine in the back. History will not forget.

This is what happens when you make copies of copies. The quality keeps decreasing.

This is a worthwhile cause. 🐕

Amen.

So, the Gordie Howe Bridge between Detroit and London, Ontario is closed? Open? The front lines? A demilitarized zone? Is there a name change coming for the Peace Bridge in Buffalo? 🤦🏼‍♀️

But I let it slide because DC is now a "gold"-plated spectacle. Also American Flag Blue. 🎆

I don't know... if these pervasive "reports" are false, maybe the Congressman and a few buddies should go on a fact-finding visit. 🤔

Steam power to the rescue!

I'll take 1600% and ask the doctor to write me Rx's for *everything.*

I'm 💯 positive that Stormzy remembers. ❤️❤️❤️

We had a Funk & Wagnalls set -- purchased one volume at a time from (I think) a grocery store. It was pretty reliable if you only needed pre-1970's info. 😂

This would never have happened if he used Flex Seal. I've seen the ads. You can make a screen door into a boat's hull and it FLOATS, baby. It. floats.

What's the story, morning glory #oasis #iykyk

Don't smell like Fritos. Be like Jax.

@atrupar.com takes one for the team every. single. day. He's a superhero. My house would be littered with smashed monitors and crushed earbuds. Holed punched in the walls. Security deposit completely used up.

This is me spoon feeding applesauce and pumpkin to a sugar glider. It was the highlight of my week.

You know who's been really busy the last couple days? @atrupar.com And thank the heavens for his tireless work. 👏

Courtesy of @meidastouch.com Yes, this absolutely looks like a group of people who just emerged from a potentially life-threatening event. 🙄

Yes!

Stable. Genius.

substack.com/@jojofromjer... #ETTD , get ready to meet your younger brother: EVTD. (Featuring actual touching.)

Exactly.

It's not just a self-serving and ugly ego trip, it also ruins sightlines and gives the finger to both the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington National Cemetery.

I haven't. I. have. NOT.

I am very proud of the MSPCA's work in animal welfare and fortunate to be one of their volunteer caregivers. 🐕 🐈‍⬛ 🐇 🦜 🐎 🐖 🐑 🐓

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He wandered to a window and admired his construction pit. We got to see the architecture of his gossamer hair. What's he using for that dome? Fake spider web? Cotton candy? Dryer lint?

I'm presuming the "Trump Class" ships will be huge, loud, smelly, over budget but made with crappy materials, dipped in "gold", use obsolete technology, be only for white sailors... and never actually delivered. Someone please give the idiot SimCity for Xmas and tell him it's real.

But here we are.

I can feel it in my (living) bones; Felon 47 wants *this* for his earthly remains. All in "gold." Turn Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower into a huge f'ing mausoleum. With an admission fee, of course.

I snagged my hand on some wire; this is not a symbol of solidarity with FDT. But it got me thinking; shouldn't the panty liner ear bandage cultists now be wearing band-aids and/or concealer and/or cosmetic hand bruises? Be better, weirdos.

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

If the world is dragging you down, take in a beautiful moment of kindness.

Wednesday is the best day of my week, every week.

If you need uplifting content from a good-hearted human, follow: @niallharbison.bsky.social and @happydoggo.com There is good in the world, including many, many good dogs.

Looks to be catastrophic.

I had kind of a "meh" weekend. But I didn't have millions of people gather to say they hate me. I think that means I won.

I'm on board. Markey has been in DC forever, and Moulton would be a great replacement.

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Niall and the @happydoggo.com do amazing work. There's still good in the world.

💃 🕺

Exactly.

One by one, Russia is flexing its might against its neighbors. But let's continue to pretend that it's all accidental and Trump owns Putin. He really craves WW3, doesn't he. Heaven help us all.

🧵/2 Henry VIII had plans drawn for a HUGE tomb in St George's Chapel, Windsor. It was never built. His coffin went in a vault with wife Jane's. Charles I joined later. No monument or marker. Eventually the spot was rediscovered and a simple slab put in the chapel floor with names/dates. Seems fair.

I presume that, when the time comes (as Joni Ernst reminds us), DJT wants to be interred in a grand way. Turn Mar-a-Lago into the Taj Mahal, be displayed in a glass case in Trump Tower like Lenin or a revered saint, erect a golden effigy... I hope he gets "The Ivana" or Henry VIII's deal. 🧵/1