Lady Ashley

Literally so bored of seeing women talk about men's orgasms to promote themselves. I'm convinced that you can't build a femdom career catering to men ejaculating. You can definitely be a sexy performer, just not a domme if your personality revolves around men climaxing.

Almost 8 hours of programming complete. Now time to relax.

Happy 9/11 Today we're having a 25 year memorial service. Green Day's lame song opened up for a mash-up of Today and Howard Stern broadcasts from 9/11/01. This is followed by a playlist of demented American songs that lead into a "where were you on September 11th?" lecture segment.

Just the stuff I get up to in a day✨ Looking out at Lake Ontario🌊 Hanging out at a defunct train station🛤️ Going out for a nature walk😶‍🌫️ Freaking out on level 3/7 of the lookout tower🪜 Come hang out with me on my lifestyle LF!💎 iPay.LA/LF 🌐 #candid #brunette #fashion #femdom #findom

August Highlights 🌞 1) Everything is completely normal 2) The face of a woman who's about to eat a baked potato 3) Love Shack, or Horn*y Lodge 4) About to ride a tilt-a-whirl See more at my lifestyle LF: iPay.LA/LF 🌐

August Highlights 🌞 1) Everything is completely normal 2) The face of a woman who's about to eat a baked potato 3) Love Shack, or Horn*y Lodge 4) About to ride a tilt-a-whirl See more at my lifestyle LF: iPay.LA/LF 🌐

Meanwhile people don't want to discuss the actual mental disorder of elected self-harm procedures such as implants, lip injections, botox, genital mutilation and tattoos. Obviously they suffer from mental depression and body dysmorphia if they want their healthy, functioning tissue punctured.

Most Americans are up at 9:11 am and 9:11 pm and that's fine. #PatriotsTime 🇺🇸 #AmericanFlag

You know Jane Fonda has that perfect pussy because she convinced her billionaire husband Ted Turner to produce Captain Planet. Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna bring pollution down to zero!

New logo for the new series✨ Head on over to obey.la and hunt the hidden treasure for a sexy preview of what's to come👀 #femdom #femmefatale #executrix #domme #brunette #fetishfilm

I can't explain it, but there are a lot of people wearing new Nirvana shirts, which is completely unnecessary because their music is actually not good.

July Highlights🌞 1) Outside Sahlen Field celebrating a win for the baby Yankees⚾ 2) My nonsense outfit for Party in the Park / seeing SMS for the 3rd time this year💃 3) Scouting same park earlier in the week during ROC day🪩 4) Touring Mary Jemison before hiking the marathon🥾 iPay.LA/LF 🌐

I've been calling them "mozzy sticks" and you can, too🎁

Never, ever tip a concessions worker! They already get paid an hourly wage just to hand you stuff. Tips were meant as a nasty way for customers to subsidize the quarters an hour a restaurant owner paid his waitresses. Now it seems tips are expected any time someone looks at you near food.

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Photos from the last few weeks✨ 1) showing some skin during a heatwave💦 2) a dreamy shot at the Erie Canal🌉 3) presenting one of my favorite works at AKG🖼️ 4) pumping gas - yes it was reimbursed👸 More can be seen at iPay.LA/LF 🌐 #findom #femdom #brunette #domme

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Only losers use the male-empowerment platform iWantClips. Real women want nothing to do with that literal trash.

If you FaceTune your selfies, you're ugly. That's not my opinion, it's your opinion because you FaceTuned your photos. #iwc #iwantclips

I wantClips is for losers. And the women who post their content at iWantClips are the biggest losers of them all. #iwc #iwantclips #findom #fetish

Photos from the last few weeks✨ 1) showing some skin during a heatwave💦 2) a dreamy shot at the Erie Canal🌉 3) presenting one of my favorite works at AKG🖼️ 4) pumping gas - yes it was reimbursed👸 More can be seen at iPay.LA/LF 🌐 #findom #femdom #brunette #domme

The receptionist at the vet let me know my voicemail is full, but when I went to delete messages, it said I didn't even have it set up. Strange, because last I knew, I did have an inbox. I guess I never have to be bothered with voicemails again. I really dislike the phone and being contacted 😊

Photos from my trip to Vermont to see a live performance of early Talking Heads songs by Start Making Sense. 1) another christian science center 2) all sweaty at the top of Mount Olga (2500 ft) 3) at the last covered bridge in America 4) taking in the view of the green mountains More on ipay.la/LF

Photos from my trip to Vermont to see a live performance of early Talking Heads songs by Start Making Sense. 1) another christian science center 2) all sweaty at the top of Mount Olga (2500 ft) 3) at the last covered bridge in America 4) taking in the view of the green mountains More on ipay.la/LF

Anyone who asks for beef that isn't well done is a pedophile.

From Buffalo to Rochester, Vermont to Massachusetts, I've been all over to catch concerts in June! 1)Dressed for the 70s songs of Talking Heads performed by Start Making Sense 2)Debbie-inspired glam punk to catch Shilpa Ray at a dive bar 3)Catching looks from nerds at the Devo show at AKG

From Buffalo to Rochester, Vermont to Massachusetts, I've been all over to catch concerts in June! 1)Dressed for the 70s songs of Talking Heads performed by Start Making Sense 2)Debbie-inspired glam punk to catch Shilpa Ray at a dive bar 3)Catching looks from nerds at the Devo show at AKG

I just got back from a concert vacation and I'm still so pumped from seeing Start Making Sense perform Talking Heads songs from the 70s. I took lots of pics while on my weekend getaway to Vermont, many of which will be on my lifestyle LF along with all the receipts for reimbursement.

People have to stop singing Country Road at baseball games. It's literally about West Virginia and everywhere I've heard it has not been West Virginia. My message to these people: Stop being phonies. You have your own culture, so promote that.

It's weird that people introduce themselves with how they like to have sex. It's not really anyone's business.

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Last night I saw Devo at AKG and was reminded how much of a nerd-magnet I am. Normally I encounter one dork at a time but naturally the crowd was full of them. The way they stared at and walked unnecessarily close to me, it was almost embarrassing. I felt like Alias when she honeypots dweebs.

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Just the stuff I get up to in a day✨ Looking out at Lake Ontario🌊 Hanging out at a defunct train station🛤️ Going out for a nature walk😶‍🌫️ Freaking out on level 3/7 of the lookout tower🪜 Come hang out with me on my lifestyle LF!💎 iPay.LA/LF 🌐 #candid #brunette #fashion #femdom #findom

"I have a custom request." I do not take requests - I control men, men do not control me. #Femdom #FemaleDomination

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