Tim

Today is my 8th day without smoking. I smoked weed and cigarettes for 32 years every single day. I am in hell. This will not beat me.

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Trump is going to knock down an historic building and put his name on it every time there is an Epstein file dump.

I giggled.

The anti-government gun toting freedom loving patriots all turned out to just want to be the ones who get to do the bullying. It was never about being anti-tyranny, they just wanted to be in charge of the tyranny.

So you get to take control of a country just by capturing their leader now? It's time for Buckingham Palace to invite Trump again.

I went to the shops today and on the way there I was able to identify a seagull and a small dog. I also remembered that I needed eggs, milk and bread. It is satisfying to know that I fulfill the basic cognitive requirements to be the leader of the free world.

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Just seen Tom Cotton on CNN say that after the boat was capsized, one of the survivor took his t-shirt off as if sunbathing.

The solution to Amazon's James Bond problem is simple. Just have him regenerate into David Tennant.

Nothing to see here except Tommy many names turning up at border enforcement with a bag full of cash and an attitude. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I hope the current administration is aware that trump will be dead by the end of his presidency and it is they that will face the consequences of illegal actions.

What's happening to the USA right now is exactly what I've been told by Americans could never happen in their country because they have the right to own a gun.

Absolutely pathetic. The next president should replace Trump's painting with an orange turd. White House replaces Biden portrait with image of an autopen - BBC News share.google/3nrmrn2bdfCy...

Having watched every Columbo episode many times I have come to the conclusion that 95% of his cases would be dismissed in court.

Why has noone asked if Charlie Kirk was murdered by his gay lover?

It's been a while since I've done some coding. Yesterday i had to mount a helmet to deal with a nonce problem. IT was always full of euphemisms but it seems they've gone crazy now.

I'm not sure there isn't anything else in life that brings as much joy to me as Cockatoo's dancing to music. I literally cannot stop a smile.

I've learnt a lot from life and am very much looking forward to starting it properly. Hopefully the lessons I've learnt from this tutorial will mean I can make a real go of it next time... I think I'll choose to be born to wealthy parents and give it a go on the easy level.

This is a really a battle between Ketamine Vs Adderall

If this Elon / Trump break up is a distraction as many people always say....then it's the most entertaining one yet!!!

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Wow...just wow. This is incredible. I am seething with anger. This is disgusting.

"The wicked are always surprised to find that the good can be clever" Marquis de Vauvenargues

"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side." Orson Scott Card.

"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other" Oscar Ameringer.

Not had a poo for five days. Looks like that's about to change. Wish me luck.

Why does Trump have the World Cup behind him?

“We shouldn’t be listening to anything Donald Trump says so early into any investigation. It’s just crazy. The man is out of his mind anyway.”

The chairman for the Senate Finance committee is called Crapo. That amused me.

Highly recommend Alice Lowe's Timestalker. An absolutely brilliant rom-com. www.imdb.com/title/tt7340...

Can’t really process this right now. I keep hoping it’s AI or unsubstantiated. If any person ever seemed immortal or ethereal, or something that could imply permanence, it is David Lynch. In Heaven Everything is fine You got your good thing And I've got mine

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... I'm dead now. That was a really vital organ.

Managed to get all my ducks in a row. They argued about which pond to go to today.

Sometimes life is good.

Oh good...it looks like Farage has started going on about milk now. I presume this is due to the US right wing ecosystem having a weird one about raw milk a month or so ago. Must we import all of the American culture madness?..:( youtu.be/DLNUtXkjUts?...

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Crà is an excellent series. I highly recommend it. It is available on BBC iPlayer...