Tab Lloyd

. The press keep asking about his erratic planning and policy swings and his unclear motivations—and the consultants and facts and evidence he relies on. Panels of experts debate his bizarre tactics and apparent lack of strategy. Let me save you some time. The answer is the same for all of it. .

That is a lot of words. But the new press secretary has done a great job summarizing the president's thoughts for us:

Aren't you excited about my upcoming SpaceX/Tesla merger?

. Stop the vote fraud!! People in Alaska who can't read might pick the wrong candidate. Let tRump pick their vote for them just to be safe. .

Y'all... I damn near choked. 😂😂😂

. Will you trust him with your data, your safety, your family? Ukraine did. .

. Yes we all know you work for the Pedo King and you are doing a great job of covering up his crimes and his treason. But when the time comes, who will cover up for you? .

(It's true)

. Don't believe the polls. Republicans are way too embarrassed to admit out loud that they support racists and pedophiles, so they do what they always do—they lie. When polled: They pretend to be more empathetic and intelligent than they are. V O T E. like your democracy depends on it! .

Women, use your voices! #VoteEarlyOnNoKings

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

. CBS News chief legal correspondent Jan Crawford issued an apology on October 18, 2026, after deleting a social media post that violated network standards. But She's still a POS. .

. They got nothing. Reality is knocking at maga's door—and no one is home. .

bezos flying penis rocket was only the beginning — it's what they all really want, giant flying penises.

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Dressing for the job you want

Forcing influencers, nepos, liars and podcasters to attempt to hold real-world, subject-matter-expert jobs only produces idiotic angertainment that can be monetized by state media. Oh, wait...

This

. How many of our tax dollars will be spent on the biggest golden parachute payout ever offered to a departing ambassador to keep her mouth shut? It's still about the grease (sp). .

Ukraine helped Yandex move all its data to the cloud… 😂

RICO ACT (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) Used by Nixon against the Mafia. Anyone guilty of RICO must forfeit all ill-gotten gains in any business gained through a pattern of racketeering activity.

. Tune in for live executions on TRUMPTV right after Dancing with the Czars. .

What is socialism?

. Your treasonist President has decreed that killing 24 million Americans in a blue state is fine because it advances his political goals. While at war, he says: "Iran can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles or San Diego. This is a small price to pay." —-> THIS IS T R E A S O N <—-

. In Opposite World, this makes perfect sense. But in the actual reality world, it's loonacy imagined by an insane person. .

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I'm so sad now.

. When the light bulb goes off just before Eric Schmitt panics .

The universal translator just keeps saying epstein epstein epstein over and over.