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I be in my apartment like wow taquito, you are delicious

It happened. I needed one of the random cords in my box of miscellaneous cords that I was going to recycle. And it has me rethinking everything.

This woman wont stop calling my work phone asking for cigs and she’s actually my boss now, disclose the brand my liege.

Every day my dog is losing his grip on reality and if I werent here to point at him and say “dog” who knows what madness he would descend into

Going on a trip, I pack my face lotion and hand lotion in separate travel sized containers, they are both labeled. I also forget: pants.

I’m in love with the poll workers, and they’re in love with me

Reuniting with my honey today!

Was totally gaslit about grape seed oil today

You know whats neat? Dj girlfriend who I get to smooch

Yeah I’ve been deep in that bush today

I only want to see lesbians in the gym during pride month, dudes can come but they have to be lesbians when they walk through these doors

Having a gay little bbq tomorrow with my gay lil polycule, happy pride, we’re guzzling glizzys and mixies

Stuck behind a train that only has to move one car length to not be in the way of the road, but its not moving at all and hasnt for 20 minutes. Someone end it please.

The onslaught of life events torpedoing in my general direction today is insane

Tooting at the pump call it double gassing

Invent a chest I can only open when I’m drunk, and it contains cigarettes and cosmic browniee

Whats my Saturday plans with a sprained ankle? Take stimulant drugs and do a 2000 piece puzzle.

Do you ever want chocolate chip cookie so bad you could weep

I will never live a life where I feel shame for eating a plate of chicken tenders and ranch after the bar. For this is the body of christ and I am blessed

Wow I love war updates flashing across my screens at all hours waving in this hours new horror

My dog sees sunlight and feels air with less bite and he cries all day to go romp. I cant tell him we’re going on a walk later because he has no concept of time so for now hes just gonna have to yearn

I was the steep in a tub of tea and honey

Reposted this a year ago, some things never change

Does your inner monologue ever go all caps? Stop shouting at me brain.

No I swear I’m actually really chill and cool and funny, lets just run that interaction back like 5 more times

My goal is to say I love you more, even to people and in situations where it is explicitly inappropriate.

Might fuck around and ball out at the bookstore idk

Alright anxiety I’ll do it… I’ll…jog

Man down (the breeze someone left on this treadmill)

This is not a drill. Santa on the stair climber.

I baked over 250 cookies today, this is my biggest feat of strength yet

About to lose my shit because this Meijer has 4 different varieties of candy cane and none of them are peppermint

Give me a family gathering where my dad doesn’t make fun of my college degree

The taylor swift song where she calls you gay

Dog gets too excited to go outside and rams his head between the cabinet and door. Every. Damn. Time. He’s so stupid I love him