TacticalOni

Hello everyone, I thought I would share this high-quality picture of a toad from my journey in the cemeteries as of late. I tried to get a couple of the nope ropes (snakes) but they all slithered away. Silly danger noodles.

reading this in the Dracula Flow method. "Call me Big Dumper. I'm crushing home runs like Babe Ruth!"

Sitting in the living room nursing a suddenly sore back, and I am thinking of Tali from Mass Effect as the first character I ever romanced in a video game. It makes sense in retrospect, I would get the hots for a Eastern European accented nerdy girl from a nomadic culture that obsesses over machines

Sometimes you just end up doing some dishes and making coffee in your skivvies blasting Saxon.

As a military historian that focuses on the technology of, and the years leading up to WWI through the present day, there are few places that are as holy as the one I visited today.

If I had a dollar for every time the Truman float checked an F-18 I'd Have two dollars. Which isn't much but its strange its happened twice.

Hi Bluesky, I am sorry I don't post much (but reply infrequently) but I wanted to share that today I helped put this old gravestone back to rights in one of the cemeteries I work at today. Granted it's supposed to be taller but now we remember Dr. Luther Bugbee, who rests underneath a tree :)

In this time of political chaos and with the stupidity turned up to 11, I am reminded that for a long time now I just want to be part of the afterguard on a racing yacht. I just hope I can still afford to do so someday.

You know, working in cemeteries ain't that bad. The rmtenants are pretty quiet and nobody bothers you but sometimes the family makes a decision almost 200 years ago that really doesn't make your life any easier. That's a days work fixing that there.

The winds of ADHD are blowing and the weather vane is pointing to flying the Saab AJS-37 Viggen in DCS, something I haven't done in a while! Time to study the Ck37 cheat sheet again..

In the interest of sharing something that I think is cool, here's a screenshot of a Latecoere 631 parked in the water outside the manufacturing facility in Microsoft Flight Simulator.

A brain worm, a diaper, and a bag of ketamine walk into a bar. There is no joke, that's just dinnertime at the white house.

This dude (First Sea Lord John Arbuthnot Fisher, 1st Baron Fisher, GCB, OM, GCVO, or Jacky Boy for short) climbs up on me, sheds fur all over my clothes, then passes out like I'm made of bed or something. He's cute tho so I guess I'll let him get away with it

On the occasions I'm not out doing Cemetery stuff, I'm in the office, digitizing records. During this time, I listen to/watch random shows and lately it's been The Day After, The Final Broadcast, Countdown to Looking Glass. Man, I think I need to calm down on thr nuclear nightmare stuff

You know, even with the ongoing fuckery in this day and age, I'm so happy that tonight my wife (the PracticalOni) and I get to see Molchat Doma.

“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus

Something fucky is afoot in Russia. Over the last 10 hours or so there's been at least 10 messages sent out on the Former UVB-76 "Buzzer" numbers station. The last time this level of traffic was noted, Russia invaded Ukraine.

You know, I love snow. I love the cold. I don't love being out in the snow and cold at God knows what hour of the darkness plowing snow. And yet we are looking at 3 major weather events here in a week and I just want to have a weekend

This is your reminder that Tom Lehrer is still alive to witness this unprecedented fuckery

if I had a dollar for every typo I've forced my phone to make over the yerars because I was tired of it autocorrecting to something else completely outrageous on bluesky, I'd have about... *checks post count* 14 dollars!

To the Ukranians that may see this post, I hope I don't have to tell you that anyone with enough brain cells to rub together knew Tulsi Gabbard was a poor choice for her position. I can't believe, as an American, I have to be associated with these Morongo against my will for the foreseeable future

My heart goes out for the friends and family of the people aboard the two aircraft that collided over the Potomac tonight. I hope answers will be found quickly, and that the NTSB is still getting funded to find those answers

I cannot condone doing this in the workplace *all at once,* however I can't argue against a couple of these actions every now and again as a little treat.

If you're here it's likely you have a working brain, follow this list!

I don't need to say this is despicable, I will say that this is purchasing back soldiers loyal to your cause from the bottom up.

If you aren't scraping Data.gov ... You should be. data.gov/developers/a...

Download CDC data before it disappears at data.cdc.gov

Me, a person who foremostly refers to themself as a military historian, working for a cemetery in a small town in Massachusetts, scanning very old burial permits: wow, there seems to be a lot of these from the 1916 to 1918 range....I wonder wh- Oh.

I don't know if it's intentional, but I keep reading "Xitter" as "shitter" and it still works

The right will happily eat shit if it means a liberal will have to smell their breath.

Tom Morello was right. And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era. It is time to organize. Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us. #ResistForRealThisTIme

Well this explains all the “people” with no followers or posts annoyingly responding to my post about watching Veep instead of the news.

Does anyone else mentally shorten "Bluesky" to "Bisky" due yo how the handles are laid out? Like I'm "Tactical Oni dot bisky dot social" in my head. TacticalBisky sounds like a 6 year old English child trying to swipe a cookie, on a side note. Good morning!

I won't claim to have made this but I'm sharing it anyway.