pupout🔞

humiliation ritual of enjoying special/novelty oreos. like yeah fine the bts oreos slap. FINE. i ADMIT IT. i hate that they're this ugly shade of purple but i will indeed eat half the packet.

It might just be me but I've always found the slight muffliness with pups cute. Like, you're just a dog. You don't get to speak clearly like a human. You mumble your little words puppy.

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Despite It All, I have INDEED actually gotten 3 files out this October. Streak unbroken! who can take me!! . . now just to do november and december before i travel haha 🫠

okay but what IF my ass was like 30% bigger though

Whilst you are at work simply tie your boyfriend to the bed and let him binge watch a few series of ‘Ultimate Slave Training’ spirals on the internet. If he’s not employed, he can at least put the time into something productive. It’s for his own good.

Was in a deeeep crashout today and feeling super depressed and low and stormy and then boom... Migraine aura... So like 🙃 what, all the sulking was for nought? It was just pre headache brain glitching? Sick. No that's fine. Let me just uncry those tears real quick.

Yeah man imagine a partially occupied Ireland. Hard to, I know.

⛈️ i've fallen off working out As Intended the last two weeks or so - the weather's turned, as has my mental health, and together it makes it hard to do much of anything. but 🙃🙃 frustrating. like watching yourself on a screen just, Not Doing Anything and yelling ineffectually at yourself to change it

hypnosis 💭

i need stop-being-a-weenie brainwashing lowkey

Stupid pink colours for stupid pink brains You don't need intelligence when you just need to obey Drool and smile and let those smarts melt away

Okay see! This is why form checks are important ✅ thank you so much 🥰🥰

pinkpantheress 👍

I just want a dog friend whose underwear and socks i can steal post workout. Is that so wrong? Do I not deserve to have my nose and mouth kept busy as I long for? . (I haven't cum in 30h send help)