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This is what every image of Musk should look like from now on. #SissySpaceX

Rumor has it Elon Musk has never had sex. Suddenly, the whole rocket thing makes sense.

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

The U.S. Air Force has removed a video about the Tuskegee Airmen from its basic training curriculum at Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland following Trump’s executive order banning federal DEI initiatives. The Tuskegee Airmen were pioneering Black pilots renowned for their service during World War II.

Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.

The rules, if you are keeping track: If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever. If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.

Just in case we forget...

Hopefully, Flashes will debut this week.

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

I'll be wearing this tomorrow. Thanks @badassquilter.bsky.social