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@thecharliekirk.bsky.social good riddance

@thecharliekirk.bsky.social live by the sword. Die by the sword. Good riddance Charles, hope it's hot enough for you.

Wonder when dutts is gonna shirtfront Putin?

Eric abetz is a bullshit artist too toxic for federal parliament so he goes for the next best thing - Tasmanian parliament. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I hope having to look at Garbo everyday parliament sits gives him the absolute shots.

The truth is finally coming out about the boondoggle, I mean football stadium that we don't need and don't want in Tasmania.

Russitmods @deathtothewest.bsky.social is a pretty disgusting troll. Pass it on.

The Dutton creed- hate will bring us together

In science news today, it's been discovered that the moon is a lot older than previously thought - it's almost as old as Bronwyn bishop. Although it is less pockmarked and cratered.

Another one bites the dust. Keith Pitt ( worlds best exemplar of rhyming slang) is quitting. Wonder what the replacement will be like?

Record fine of 25 million.to AGL sends warning to others. How about sending someone to jail? Now that's a warning the shareholders and customers don't end up paying.

Alan Jones - the law assumes I'm not guilty. No Alan it presumes you're innocent until you're proven guilty. Alan is having an epiphany and reversing all his deeply held lifelong beliefs like - you're guilty when I say you are and innocent when I say you are. Payment pending....

Alan Jones - I will not be engaging in a running commentary in the media. There's a first time for everything. Let's hope it continues.

Dutts -drug smugglers are not national heroes ( unless you have big tits, are white and are called Schapelle Corby obviously)

She's double dead to dutts.

Sandy is shitstorming again

Little Johnny comes home from school. Mum- what did you learn at school today johnny? I learnt a new word. Mum-( eye roll) what was that? "Nuke-spruik" (Sigh of relief)- what does that mean? When you're talking out your feckin arse.

Hollie Hughes has already jumped on the Bali five bandwagon with a complaint about spending tax payer money in a cost of living crisis. Follows up with a comment about the suffering of heroin addicts families. Tobacco industry lobbyist and donor recipient ignores tobacco addicts families. Hypocrite

How long before the nuclear refugees start arriving in Tasmania?

Sandy yang- Labor is only 4ft9. Comedy gold.

Resident troll sandy yang seems to be having a bit of a moment.

Even sky are backing away from this. Not SAD obviously. It's the new furries as far as they are concerned.

Hope dutts foot heals up over the holidays. Self inflicted bullet wounds can be tricky in the hot weather

If Jacinta Allen went to Gaza she might say - the first thing that hits you is the smell. The smell of burnt children. But she never will.

In some good news - Alan Jones fronts up to court on Wednesday. Just finished Jonestown by Chris masters. Quite an eye opener even if it has too much rugby shite in it. Why Sydney people think the rest of us know how it's played is a mystery.

Bowen got one thing wrong - there's four fatal errors not three- they're called Peter, ted, David and Angus. I expect more to be added in the following days. Assuming the cancellation of Christmas doesn't happen in the meantime.

Waiting for ted to claim renewables are more dangerous than solar panels because you might fall off the roof putting them up. Wouldn't surprise me because it's already been tried - to get a nuclear reactor on king island. Australia's biggest sand island.

The ABC are talking crap again. "A nuclear plant... built 11 years in" not even the UAE managed that. I truly despair about the national broadcaster

I did a primary school project on nuclear energy in (forgive my memory) 1974 or was it 75?. Good to see the coalition have discovered that and used it as their energy plan. I expect to be credited mind!

Victorian memorial defaced. "Dedicated to officers who died on the job" ABC really needs help.

"Barnaby Joyce this morning... Least convincing performance for some time". Shit- that bad.

Funny how the coalition nuclear policy is released on the one day of the week that the 730 report is not on? It certainly saves any embarrassing analysis by Laura tingle.

Tasmania gets more ridiculous by the day. A man with no experience is parachuted into the chief justice position over a local woman with years of experience and who is highly regarded. How did this useless government ever get re elected?

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Disgusting Dave Sharma claims the government is demonizing Israel. If he took his political blinkers off he would see Israel is doing a pretty good job itself. Have not heard a single coalition member condemn the genocide in the middle east.

Laura tingle showing her class on 730 tonight. Why isn't she running the ABC?

In fantastic news just in Fletcher is not contesting the election. Cut and run Fletch your inept incompetence will not be missed. Obviously, like birmo, he knows something we don't. TEALAGEDDON IS COMING.

Another Jakob greber hitpiece on the ABC website. How does an afr hack work for the ABC?

Just bought two Tim powers novels on eBay. On stranger tides and the stress of her regard. To go along with the Anubis gates that I already own. Something to look forward to over the festival of consumption

Joke of the day "Barnaby Joyce delivers Jim Chalmers an economic lecture". No not the chaser or the shovel - sky 'news'

@dudspud.bsky.social also when Gina does that dance she does.

The world's gone mad! The woke Marxist snowflakes have cancelled Australia Day before they cancelled Christmas.