Tayo3000

Somewhere on an old Tuesday Club podcast, from maybe around 2014, I dismissed Harry Kane as the new Michael Ricketts, a one season flash in the pan. I keep that thorn in the palm of my hand as a daily reminder of how much I "know ball". 🙃

Me looking for more Manchester United heartbreak content.

I met Graeme Souness once, making a program about when he played Ali Dia in a premier league match. As he waited for his cab, he leaned in, pointed his finger at me and said "Arsenal will NEVER win the league under Arteta. I've been around football all my life, take my word for it."

So annoying we don’t have Manchester United until 20 December.

Not surprised Dembele felt his hamstring. He must be knackered, playing 18 straight minutes of football. He'll be a real miss against *checks notes* Lyon, Le Havre, Troyes, Nice and L’Orient in Ligue Un.

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No yellow card for delaying the restart is it because Arsenal

As if you couldn't love Mikel Merino anymore. 😍https://www.theplayerstribune.com/mikel-merino-epl-soccer-arsenal-spain

bUt WHy DiDnT ArsENaL jUST TAke thE gAMe to PsG?

That Citeh firework display was a bit OTT. Almost like they were using up all the stock as they won't be needing it anymore. Anyway, feels like a Roma / Madrid night, then second screen Oil Clasico for work reasons.

Timber. He tickled it. Ohhh he tickled it. ⚽️⚽️🎉

That game left me dead inside, but I'm still annoyed at Chris Kavanagh somehow. Ugh.

Enjoyed the Leeds fans singing ” you’re just a ground full of Tories” on the way out as well. Despicable slander but funny nonetheless.

Sitting in different seats means different voices to get used to, and opens you up to bellends. Spent the whole game next to an Odegaard denier on one side, and someone who wanted us to sub off Noni and put Gyokeres left wing on the other. It’s a game of opinions innit.

I know I'm not supposed to rise to it, but that clip of Willian on Obi Mikel's podcast has finally caught up with me. Two idiots, one more deluded than the other. Nobody begged Willian to stay. Might have begged him to run about a bit, but that's it. Cool your 'kin jets.

Did I mis-hear or... Were the England fans just singing " Are you tottnum in disguise?"

Man City whistleblower. “ Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad I'll go a few more charges."

That close control soft shoe shuffle thing he does to go round people will be known as “Doing A Dowman” by the end of the season 🤩

I was saying Bruuuno-urns

Arsenal played today like it was still carnival Weekend. Rooted in Rhythm indeed

Me scouring the free agent list all morning.

John Mcginn is a bumbaclaart. Pass it on.

I have unusually strong negative feelings about Matty Cash. Definitely in part because a grown up should never be called Matty.

Weird - didn't see one Chelsea carnival shirt that is "Rooted in Rhythm" (according to the blurb) yesterday. Did see a gazillion different Arsenal ones tho. We go again today. See you at Abashanti / Channel One in a bit.

If Alvarez wasn’t pissed off before, then boy, wait until he finds out who his dream club have signed, and from who. Man is 100 percent staying put this window isn’t he.

Chelsea have just done a "Carnival Collection" clothing range, and I think I broke two bones in my feet, from curling my toes so violently. Begging it. No I will not link to it.

“Best ground duel success rate, you’ll never sing that. 🎵 🎵🎶”

My only reservation about Konsa is that he doesn't look like anyone from any of the TV series I watch. Apart from that he ticks all the necessary needs for me. Slightly baffled by the Championship Manager Twitter types who think seriously we should rely on Marli Salmon at this stage of his career.

It's Thierry's birthday, so that's the excuse I need to show you this. Part of the "Arsenal Explained" series on the Arsenal app (so many of you might have missed it, or given up trying to find it ha). Visuals by "Silent" Chris Blacklay. Have a look & pass on ⬇️🙏 www.arsenal.com/news/arsenal...

We need Berta to develop those Saudi contacts for real. Man's spending all his time developing Lidl level contacts in Turkey when the premium boutique level suckers are elsewhere. How the 'ck are Chelsea and Al-Hilal managing to value Neto at 100m ?

Start your Monday correct with this. I prefer Kanu's juju goal, because it's not as obvious a feint. But Ø's still hits me in the feels. www.youtube.com/watch?v=44te...

I'd normally leave the grown up stuff to Elliot / Clive / Andrew etc, but just wanna say - all the goalscorers today spent significant parts of last season crocked. Here for any more new signings -standard - but first business is hoping they (Bukayo as well) stay fit. Ok back to the Wire.

One down, four to go, olé

Sit Down Goal 🤝 Look-away Pass 🤝 Oh he’s tickled it Special mention for the once and only Pires stop-start, when Gerrard’s soul left him. That’s the good stuff.

I love a sit down goal as much as, maybe equal to a look away pass. Nwankwo Odegaard, abi?

“Yeah, and another thing. Price of that MLS brick going up”

It’s back…

Make Arsenal Nigerian Again 🇳🇬🥳

I've only just twigged that Elliot Anderson cost 116m because having "115" in all the headlines would have made it too easy for every journalist. I see they are about to drop twice that on Bouaddi and Enzo. Those lawyers are the real deal.

Great podcast @tuesdayclub.bsky.social @tayo3000.bsky.social thank you! Got some very funny looks listening at the gym - I was laughing a lot! 🤣⚽👌🏻😆

I just love Cesc. With all my chest, so sue me. Couldn't get on board with the " he watched a Grand Prix boo" stuff, and even countenanced him going to Chelsea in my head, cos he didn't really want to. God's Chess Piece. Come home one day please.

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Thief.

And suddenly I just feel really tired. Because one really fast erratic winger from that hell club isn't enough. Jesper Grønkjær on one wing, and Gervinho on the other? If the news is true lemme just embrace it, abi?

Me right now deleting those “Bruno is a wanker and a thug” messages and tweets. #leavenotrace