Tim James

Harry Kane won an Oscar?

No one says thatsthewaytodoit in a Mr Punch voice any more

They give those storms names because no one remembers what happened in what year

Was so blowy that for half an hour I got 5G here for the first time

Main news story in UK is carefully timed PR move by appointed posh people. Normal

No one could honestly say when they wake up how many hours they just slept. My cat will definitely know if he gains or loses an hour food wise

Then why'd he watch every episode? No one's paying him, this is the internet

I'm sure I saw Ran on video in 89 or something. Think I told people it was the best film of all time, better than risky business or where eagles dare. Couldn't tell you a thing about it

I wonder if this is the thing that gets people to use AI personal agents - you won’t able to book a tennis court, gig to a concert, a restaurant table at a popular restaurant without one - rpt by @marinovik.bsky.social and Jason Ma as.ft.com/r/0a01397f-6...

Ipswich

Just discovered the most expensive posh owned takeaway away coffee in town only uses one shot to everyone else's two.

Maybe if pubs didn't use so much shitty AI some of their customers would have a bit more work and money to spend in them

Blowing a gale

Sticking the governments advice back at them. Maybe you should have won the cold war a bit better and I wouldn't have to stock up on pickled onions

Feel a bit stupid for giving all that tinned food away to old people for school harvest festival now

I don't need to stock up I live next to a co op I'll rob it first

Didn't buy these for me, but also bought these for me

The internet used to mean something at least

You could tax online sales more heavily. I live in a town where most of the shops buy their goods online and lazily mark them up 40% Hobby businesses yes, but think about what would take their place

Lethal drizzle

Ed Sheeran never donated 2 million dollars to anywhere did he?

In France french only music as a percentage is imposed as a rule. It's shit. And a station playing Steps and the Small Faces all day will also be shit. Also the criteria of what would be British is laughable, this country is laughable

Watching where eagles dare, an absolute fave. A friend of a friend's dad was in it, and I've got books about it

Just watched the fix, had to now Google reviews to comprehend what I've just seen. A weird B movie mess

Seen so many war films I feel I know my way around Baghdad at night

The wonders of inherited wealth

What's next, a bus that can float for a bit?

Interested to know what travel industry and others are planning for when American pres. dies, it's a goldmine, it will be a political and business free for all

Unless they're asking for trillions in return for plagiarism and smoke and mirrors, shut up Wallace & Gromit maker Aardman falls short of return to profit | Aardman | The Guardian share.google/rCN9aLkU9M3d...

Are man city match fixing now?

Hidden cameras in glasses, rocket ships, driverless vehicles. This isn't tech of this Century, all such a croc

Blimey

A mate asks me if his gig stubs are worth anything, of course some are but really not worth parting with some of these gens

And oasis cheated at all their songs, all makes sense now

Having to book for 90mins tho

They shouldn't even be playing today

A giant racist survey

I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")

Poor old spurs

Freddie foreman was a serial killer

Instagram in this area is teeming with weird accounts campaigning about new housing and developments in the region. Whilst every other fucker let's out their second home to random strangers each night. Rich strangers = fine. Wonder who it is they really don't want... 🤔

If tech is any good, why does it put emails from the Beatles mailing list in promotions?

You can comment on almost all Instagram content videos with you'd be no good in a war

Ronaldo is as cracked as beckham