You Have Been Warned — We Need To Talk 🔔 and 4 more

So, anyway, if half of my followers donated an American dollar, (Or if all my followers would donate 50 American cents,) I would replace the glasses I broke when I fainted on the bus stop and fell on my face #mutualaid

If I demand payment for the release of your stockings, that's soxtortion

Sheriff Pumpycakes 🎃🧡

Yep. My mom worked for Argo Systems.

“I have more money than god and decided to use AI to do something it learned how to do by stealing the skills crafted by human beings who used to be paid to do that work. I hope people will give me more money to watch that creative theft before deciding how they feel about it.”

Really important thread. Not pleasant. But very important.

The Abyss Between My Legs

This lady voted for Trump every time. Then she developed cancer and the bills started pouring in. Now, frustrations over healthcare and rising prices have sapped support for Trump & Republicans www.medpagetoday.com/washington-w... 👇

You know what I think of when I think of Netflix? Nothing. I don't watch Netflix. I bet you thought I was gonna say "integrity". Why, would you ever think I would say that?

AND ALSO: we did all that without compromising our core values! We didn't pander to the Israeli lobby, we didn't pander to the anti-lgbt, no group was thrown under the bus for this to happen. All it took was reminding the undecided voter what Lula brought to the table and what Bolsonaro represents

The right lesson: voting alone won't save you. Hope alone won't save you. You have to ACT. You HAVE to be willing to sacrifice something in the name of the collective. FFS you guys have guns!!! The average person is not allowed to buy guns here and we still showed up and fought!

The "Missing-Missing Reasons" party

Brazil should get Hatsume Miku back now, they deserve it!

NosferaTU NosferaYO NosferaSOTROS

May the bridges we burn light up the path ahead.

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

Meanwhile, in Korea, police officers from around the world have an Incheon Truncheon Luncheon

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

And remember: don't kick a gift horse on their teeth.

The first time I slept in a tent, a rodent tore through to gnaw at my snacks.

How it feels right now

Yup. Why do the Drow have to be dark-skinned? Creatures of the dark caves are the complete opposite of dark.

Your altitude is a matter of attitude. And also latitude

“Legacy media is dying! Legacy media is dying!” Yeah, well tell them to stop stabbing themselves!!

Looks like an exasperated hippopotamus

"That looks great," she says, who inadvertently dresses in blue and gray every couple days

Every weapon thrust our way is just another convenient object to destroy.

Why are dumb appliances more expensive than smart ones? For the same reason thongs are more expensive than briefs

This. This is the sensation I was left when I came out to my psychologist, and she said "so you want to be a woman? That costs money"

A more honest @variety.com headline: “writing from her mega-yacht, the billionaire J.K. Rowling says trans activism is “Elitist,” defending her views: “I have see mean tweets. I’m the victim. Trans must be eradicated from society! As the civil rights leader Anita Bryant said, Save Our Children!!!”

Catholics trying to cheat god is a time honoured tradition. please see: "no meat on Fridays but fish and beaver don't count as meat"

[Flirting] aren't you a little antimatter particle!

"I was a dumbass for X, Y, Z reasons. Material reality made me see the error of my ways" is actually incredibly uplifting stuff, especially from a 25 year old with a blue collar job and a HS diploma. He was a teenager during Trump 1

Why can’t we pressure him to recant this pointless self sabotaging hateful bullshit now by making it clear we won’t vote for hate? Make the idea of embracing this an obviously nuclear toxic mistake and maybe these bigots will stop bringing it up as policy.