Walker

Walker

@templekoi.bsky.social

Leisure advocate, mediocre gardener, low-risk explorer, amateur social economist, fantastic big brother and community member. Greetings from Orlando.

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What am I watching??? An England France game that means nothing has somehow become one of the wildest matches Ive ever seen. This is insane.

Well dayum.... quite the Sunday! First, Serena announcing that she's in for Singles at Wimbledon and then a World Cup goal for Cape Verde! Nice.

C'mon now, people! It was cool 2 see the Knicks parade festivities but I went out, ran 100 errands, came back, and its STILL going? Yall KNOW yall s'posed to be at work! Half of yall didnt even tell ur boss that u were gonna be out. U didnt even know the parade was today! Be honest πŸ˜‚ #nba #champions

It's pouring during Kristen's interview. Even god himself is doing his best to stop that dude from lying to the American public. Good luck with that, big homie. #nbc #MeetThePress #weHaveLearnedNothing

Im in a time loop.... - intense deregulation period - greedy stock market makers goose the market - 2008 crash - economy saved by new guidelines but Dems r later hated for "killing free markets" - intense deregulation - greedy stock market makers start goosing the market for AI companies and Spacex

Disagree with Bezos' stance that the Washington Post needs to be a profit machine. I dont want news organizations chasing clicks/views and serving candy to the masses. Quality investigative journalism will never be a leading revenue generator but its still a necessary public good. #cnbc #news

Wow. EPIC collapse by cleveland in MSG. Almost all of the Knick's points in the rally were against Harden. Put that dude in the Strait of Hormuz and ALL of the ships will get through! Global recession averted.

Why in sam hill are #NBA playoff games behind a paywall??? Oh, yeah..... because money πŸ˜”πŸ˜‘ Its a sad Saturday for non-Prime people who've been waiting patiently for meaningful NBA games. #GoMagic #Orlando #Lakers #oneMoreForBronHopefullyButProllyNot

An Obama/Mamdani team-up is just what FoxNews was hoping for. Now, instead of having to trumpsplain another L at the Strait of Hormuz, another snipe at the Pope, or another gas price hike, they can just post these 2 gentlemen and some silly tagline about socialism or communism on Monday.

Hello! #PortfolioDay #artshare Im a freelance doodler, Blender-fan, coder, and illustrator (mostly during boring company meetings). I enjoy long walks on the beach, geopolitics, readers, and women of color who shop for plants in person. Nice to meet you.

@markjonesespn.bsky.social I'm listening to your tearful interview with Ernie and the guys. Well done, sir. Thank you for being a great broadcaster and for never lowering your standard. In a time where ignorance is celebrated more than ever, I applaud people who strive to keep the bar high.

Its not just about being disrespectful to Dawn and, subsequently, all of north Philly. Its also about being LOUD and WRONG. We're seeing far too much of that these days. If Geno Auriemma doesnt issue an apology soon for being a 5 year old then I can officially begin my run of hating on his teams.

One day Russell Westbrook wont be in the NBA getting triple doubles, dive bombing on smarmy beat writers, and cursing out drunken, quasi-racist fans. That day will be a sad day for us all.

One last #BlackHistoryMonth thing that blew my mind..... TIL about Gladys West! This soul sista was a mathematician and programmer who's work to create an accurate model of the Earth led to the development of GPS and the WGS84 geocentric coordinate system that I use almost every dayum day! #blackSky

Dayum. This is why we love the Olympics. I just watched this woman give everything that she had to close out a 2 hour, 31 mile trek thru snowy countryside. She collapsed at the finish line and another competitor came over to help her up. Awesome. #warriors

Only time I ever push it to the limit like these Olympians nowadays is when Im striving to finish off that last fajita wrap on taco tuesdays. #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026

Im a simple man. When I see a woman figure skating to the Catalina Wine Mixer song, I want her to win gold. Im not wrong for that and you know it. #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026

Unsurprising plot twist..... the new Ring feature that uses AI recognition to find lost pets will mostly be used to alert users when a black person is walking on their street. #negroAlert #superbowl #commercials

I didnt care about any of these events a month ago but, when the Olympics roll around, everything hits differently. Im all in. Go USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

Big win for SpaceU! But the real show was that DOUBLE COURT STORM! πŸ˜‚ Why rush the floor once when twice would be better. I told yall Florida was built different. #UCF #knights #swampState #theHeatMakesUsCrazier

Im happy that the #Magic went all the way to Germany and got the W...... but all that really matters is that Anthony Black just dunked on 4 whole humans 😱😱 OH THE HUMANITY! Lol #NBA #Orlando #guteNacht

Im old enough to remember earlier in the season when AJ Brown wouldnt shut up about not getting the ball. Hurtz hit him in the friggin hands multiple times tonite and he couldnt convert when they needed him the most! Be careful what u wish for, kids. #nfl #eagles

15 minute sketch exercises! Im out of shape but its still a good time. Grab a pen, find a reference, set a timer, go hard, and then put the pen down when you hear the ding. Working on speed, line efficiency, and composition. #sketch15 #art #ink #exercise

May every touchdown scored by the Hurricanes be dedicated to the memory of Notre Dame. Amen. #theU #miami #cfp #CottonBowl #swampStateRevenge

Cops are on their way to the Steelers' stadium to question Joey Bosa about a recent case of elder abuse. The extra bits of aaron rodgers on his jersey and on the field will be a dead giveaway. Guilty as charged. #Buffalo #BillsMafia #antiVaxxers

Look at #60Minutes doing its best to shine light on the shady, recently-pardoned Binance CEO and the $2 billy that hes holding for our first family. Sadly, if a felony & rape conviction, election tampering, and an insurrection cant touch 47, theyre gonna need way more than "this looks inappropriate"

Raise your hand if you're rooting for the Dodgers but u kinda wanted the Jays to keep hitting homeruns just to see how many they'd get! #MLB #WorldSeries #rootingForChaos

Lmao. Robert DeNiro is at the table on The Weekend going hard in the paint. That old man just dropped an F bomb on sunday morning airwaves! Wait... did he just become my favorite actor???

Ladies, dating tip. Before you put in the time and effort to get beautiful for the date, mention Kid Rock to him. If he throws up in his mouth, proceed with the date. Anything else, go back to #LIB on Netflix. You're welcome.