The most hilarious thing I have seen today was that the CEO of Saab proposed a subscription model for weapons. "Yeah, bro, I really fucking need a military weapons subscription."
Aren't eggs really weird when you think about it? You put your unborn child inside a calcium container and then warm it with your body heat until the child has grown enough to break the walls of the container. Or maybe I am just biased because I have only been pregnant instead of laying eggs.