Elder Scrolls Items

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Gigantic Tin Ring of Milking

Christer's Copper Necklace of Napping

Fair Nunchucks [STOLEN]

Vampire Cabal's Pewter and Garnet Circlet of Fireball

Kematu's Loud Circlet of Bottoming

Thundering Dragon's Pewter and Topaz Amulet of Darkness

Dibella's Troublesome Curse

Potion of Open Dinner

Spell Tome: Diminished Burrito

Duct Tape Commoner's Friendly Socks

The Sweaty Sorcerer Gang's Quest

Quest completed: Find a way to boldly free the Venomous Troll from Boethiah's Curse of Itching

Lash Gra-Dushnikh's Platinum and Ruby Circlet of Bedlam

Peryite's Curse of Gaslighting

Namira's Compelling Blessing

Potion of Regulate Bed

Potion of Robust Coward

Repulsive Alik'r Dart of Memes added to inventory

New objective: Pilfur the Expert Fingerless Gloves of Mysticism from the Desolate Mine

Blend in with the the Pervert Gang doing their fierce business in Whitmond Farm, with or without Rakel's blessing

Report back to the Deceiver about the Ancient Troll's Stockings

Battle-Scarred Acrobat's Polo Shirt [STOLEN] purchased for 68 gold

Sheogorath's Curse of Observation

Novice Bloomers of Conjuration

Word of Power Learned: Regulate Exclusive Lubrication

Kynareth's Blessing of Deception

Stupendous Novice Hoodie

Common Brute's Lethal Hood repaired for 882 gold

Word of Power Learned: Restore Bargain Desperation

Moist Claymore [STOLEN]

Lure the Light Altmer to Cloud Ruler Temple with their revered scorched burrito

Visit Cloud Ruler Temple to moisten the Goblin

Prove your loyalty to The Blackwood Company by cavorting your thighs

Unbearable Clogs of Stealth

Take back your treasured Stinky Werewolf Greatsword of Healing from the Wraith, to secure a position in Leifnarr's inner circle

Word of Power Learned: Gargle Vast Bowl

Spell Tome: Moisten Courier

Janky Candlestick of Cringing

Devious Innkeeper's Aluminum Amulet of Laziness

Bonemold Staff of Punching added to inventory

Word of Power Learned: Shovel Forbidden Belt

Flawless Apothecary's Pauldrons added to inventory

Prophet Big Sweater added to inventory

Eydis' Quiet Circlet of Legion

Grimy Bucket

Exquisite Lover's Horrible Dress Shirt removed from inventory

Bonemold Saber of Charisma [STOLEN]

Word of Power Learned: Gargle Smooth Dinner

nervously poison the Dunmer and finish the job

Spell Tome: Luscious Loathing