Runs with scissors in the dark

10h

I was once eighty sixed from the King County Fair for unruly behavior at the interactive OZ beer garden.

10h

When I check and find the candybar stash has not been looted.

11h

Luigi is a dwarf miniature colt...he likes to bite, kick and trample insurance claim deniers at United Healthcare. Go Luigi!!!

15h

Back in the day...the T-Rexes waited for the humans to trip over the cacti

18h

Marty cant take many more Marty Feldman comparisons.

18h

#Randomanonymousquote

18h

The sea bunny inspirational enthusiasm hopes you laugh your ass off at least once today.

21h

This is me closing the door on all kale and Swiss chard consumption.

21h

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A heads up to all of you squirrels out there (you know who you are)...Dorothy's ready to pounce.

Fred is here to talk about some important rabbit shit.

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Did we do our stretchies? Yeth!

These Gursky's spectral tarsiers have seen all the shit. (Tarsius spectrumgurskya) 📸 Chien Lee

Like the lambchops somehow make up for it

Yvette had a bad BBC experience.

When Mariah Carey is starting to wake up and I realized that I’ve eaten all of the halloween candy already.

She's got herself a universe...

Yes, I felt like shit but that did not stop me today from voting.

The original Ronald McDonald was originally portrayed by Willard Scott* —who also famously played Bozo the Clown on local television. * Yes NBC's Today Shows weatherman Willard Scott.... It's no wonder I never ever trusted him.

This Springbok pronking in slow motion is kinda freaking me out.

Sylvia has two major goals in life: Escape to Vegas and become a showgirl and avoid becoming a pile of nuggets.

Unfortunately...this is a fake story. Vampires are fake too but nonetheless fascinating.

Their twins right?

Johnny Clasper - Stonemason & Sculptor, Possible future ex husband.

Good morning everybody!! Leonard is not amused and his little stick figure arms prove it.

Logging off

Some people just need a little nudge.

Not in this economy Pat. Demons cost extra.

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Lucky loves his new cat tower.

This photograph reminds me of Josh Hawley, running out of the capitol building on January sixth. 🤷

Bornean Peacock-Pheasant (Polyplectron schleiermacheri) Borneo Endangered 📸 Megh Roy Choudhury ebird.org/species/bopp...

This is how I choose to remember the late eighties.

Pierre, manager at a video game store in Nice, France, went viral for standing in the doorway to block looters during the ongoing nationwide protests...

Palawan Peacock-Pheasant (Polyplectron napoleonis) Vulnerable Palawan, Philippines ebird.org/species/palp...

This is how Pat flirts. #Caturday

Thrift store dolls are rarely a wise purchase. #Haunteddolls

Good morning everybody!! Robbie just remembered he left the Easy-Bake Oven on.

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Oh dear.

This.

I'm pretty sure this is a haiku.

If you're an orthopedic surgeon who takes Molina health insurance in Seattle and knows how to deal with...(There's a lot going on in your hip MRI. Mostly, degenerative labral (cartilage) in both hips and chronic tendinosis of the gluteus muscles.

The left hip does have a high grade tear of the gluteus minimus. Radiologist notes right hip findings suspicious for fracture of the ischial tuberosity)....DM me.

Sasha knows exactly what you did.