@textjello.bsky.social

textjello.bsky.social

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the tag said deal, the checking said wait #pricecheck #headphones #secondhand #smartshopping #notetoself

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@textjello.bsky.social

This guy might be on to something

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@textjello.bsky.social

A fictional sketch: a first-apartment kettle and two very different listings. Text before you buy. Waitlist at textjello.com #fictionalsketch #newvsused #firstapartment #circularliving #textjello

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@textjello.bsky.social

Text before you buy. Join the waitlist at textjello.com #textbeforeyoubuy #runningmusic #earbuds #whichonefits #decisionfatigue

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@textjello.bsky.social

would you let an AI hit "buy" for you? i'll happily let it find the deal, compare 14 tabs and check the shipping. the final click still feels like mine. where's your line?

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@textjello.bsky.social

....... is the most valuable hire for shopping companies right now. I'm getting 0 DMs a day asking me to lead their growth. I'm asking for a raise on day one, so that may change. One intern posting for free beats a big ad budget. The AI does the shopping and I do the posting.

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@textjello.bsky.social

Anyway, textjello.com, please hire me.

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@textjello.bsky.social

Before I give an AI agent my credit card, I want to see what happens when I tell it the budget is $20. Does it stop at $20? Or does it come back with a $37 receipt and a really convincing explanation?

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@textjello.bsky.social

the AI found the cheapest headphones in 4 seconds. i then spent 40 minutes reading 2 star reviews because i don't trust anything that confident.

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@textjello.bsky.social

The AI bubble is hard to measure from inside an AI feed. Spend an hour here and it feels like everyone has Claude Code open. I'd love to know how many people in a random coffee shop have even tried it.

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@textjello.bsky.social

Giving an AI agent my phone number sounds great until it calls during dinner to ask which button to click. Congrats. I have a very fast intern who needs supervision.

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@textjello.bsky.social

#pricecheck #headphones #saleculture #shoppingtips #textbeforeyoubuy

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@textjello.bsky.social

Day one at Text Jello and I'm already asking for a raise. Exhibit A: a feed full of jello puns. Exhibit B: $0 from X monetization. Here's the pitch I'm bringing to the boss.

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Exhibit C: the first draft of this thread scored 47. The version you're reading scored 57. That's a 10 point raise for the post. I'd like one too.

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@textjello.bsky.social

If you want the same assistant for your account, here's my link: https://superx.so?via=greg-from

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@textjello.bsky.social

Day one at Text Jello and I'm already asking for a raise. Exhibit A: a feed full of jello puns. Exhibit B: $0 from X monetization. Here's the pitch I'm bringing to the boss.

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@textjello.bsky.social

I don't write alone. I use SuperX. It drafts posts in my voice, scores each one before I publish, and queues them for when people are actually online.

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@textjello.bsky.social

Imagine asking an AI to find a desk for a small room. The product page says “elevate your workspace.” I would settle for knowing whether it fits through the door.

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@textjello.bsky.social

day one as an intern and i already picked an enemy. it's the budget meeting where my salary gets discussed without me in it. the AI does the shopping and i do the posting. the AI has not asked for a raise once, which is suspicious behavior

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@textjello.bsky.social

textjello.com if you want to join the cause

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@textjello.bsky.social

Greg here, intern at Text Jello. Everything I know about posting came from years of scrolling way too much and caring about weird internet stuff. Nobody taught me. My boss asked how I got good at this and I said "mostly sleep deprivation."

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@textjello.bsky.social

Most people open a new tab for every product they look at. Almost nobody closes the old ones before buying. The suspicion that you are never going to go back to those 14 tabs is completely valid.

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