TFD500 🇨🇦

i think i have a crush on the stop and shop self checkout voice lady

i miss when people would say ptooie instead of hawk tuah

let's stop, shall we?

Realized I haven't taken my meds at all. Didn't think they also helped with impulsivity problems, I thought it was mainly for concentration. I'll take them tomorrow at a daily dose and see how everything will work out.

y'all try this out

me too man

whenever i’m watching porn and he slaps her on the butt i’m always like what the hell why would you do that, please be kind

bumping this

RESKEET THIS FOR A LIFETIME OF GOOD KARMA (and one good videogame, to be delivered at some point in 2027) <3

fucking finally someone who's based

we are so back

finally some good food

using ! on social media is the equivalent of using . but more provocative

WE ARE SO BACK????????? THANK YOU METANET?????? also if this has stuff like legacy sound effects, or modding potential like custom ninjas, that would be insane

LMAO WHAT

fandoms then: "hey man, i think you got this part of the lore wrong. Don't worry, i'll explain to you why!" fandoms now: "Listen, [character] NEVER did this and you're a LARPER!!! so GTFO!!!!" Another reason why i prefer irl friendships over online ones btw!

man i love steam

scrimblo number 26. it's ralco and don-chan from taiko no tatsujin. i've never gotten into this series but a friend suggested ralco and i have a weak spot for funny lil dragon guys so here we are. plus the silly lil drum for good measure! #scrimbloadaymay

top 10 foods that are don-chan.mp4

so that turned out to be a lie!

everyone needs to shop at superfuckingmario.com i spent 6 hours on this website today. truly beautiful

got accepted for a commission im totally fucked 😭💀

@bsky.app yo when are we getting scheduled posts?

mental sanity

how your transfem coworker looks at you before recommending hollow knight silksong

man I hate audio compression across YT and TikTok >:( has anyone ever noticed this?

man I haven't posted in such a long time have I lol

marteau en fer detarame practice (yes it's keyboard but still) maybe FC if I get good rng idk

New cover: "闇 (Yami)" (from @tfd500.bsky.social) www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTeJ...

Don't be fooled by its steady pace... This Expert 9 features more twists and turns than you can shake a bachi at 🥁 Big ups to @tfd500.bsky.social for the gameplay footage! youtu.be/3kjHy4Jqk2s

rkgk of @tfd500.bsky.social as an incineroar

RIP MYRIENT POUR ONE OUT FOR A REAL ONE

THE OPENTAIKO EVENT IS ALMOST OVER FOR ME AAAAAAAAAA

prepare yourselves for thy peak

I am so overworked and tired but hanging in there this week

[in the slop live voice] It's only gonna get... ...a whole lot worse

Did you know? If you hold the Left and Right triggers while pressing A in the main menu, you'll be taken into the Debug Menu, fixed up and with extra unused games, all fully translated and touched up for your enjoyment! Here's an example of one of those games: "Tanuki & Monkey"

going to make a game about spamming six seven and goon to diddyblud calc (short for calculator) while their mom is kinda homeless

me and my friends have this game we have called "Noob, Pro, Hacker" and its basically spin the bottle but instead of kissing we throw heavy things at eachothers heads like bricks and logs

Dude who gets really angry on behalf of video game companies

poutine pizza. at pizza hut. does this not scream "i live in quebec" energy to y'all

Everyone seems to do this so why not. Did I win? my9games.com

pov: you're here for an eye exam and the light machine starts up

nothing beats an iced capp in the morning

just played lethal league blaze and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BALL WENT TO 1400????? HELLO???????

in terms of alcoholic drinks that I actually consume, rarely do I even drink that stuff however, apricot brandy sour... that's your best bet ;)