A real Tomato

Everyone needs to check out sacrificemeter.com See how much money you would need to donate to match your sacrifice with donations from all your favorite billionaires.

My Phillips hue lightbulb is very loud.

My piano was tuned in 1979.

“But this is what it takes to put seafood on the table.” Ok then, seafood is off the fuckin' table I guess, eh boys?

I just want it on the record that I’m against punitive justice. I believe in redemption. Punishment that goes beyond consequences doesn’t reduce recidivism, nor does it improve outcomes for victims. The whole system is broken. I need people to believe that repairing it is possible and worthwhile.

The 7th guest, in my parents basement on my dad’s computer, late at night, pitch black room, I may have been 9 or 10 years old. Turned a corner and triggered some animation in a random room and I thought I was prepared for whatever but I was not. Revisiting later it was cheesy as hell.

While gas prices are high why don’t we revisit the concept of fossil fuel independence so we can avoid suffering like this the next time some thin skinned tyrant starts a war to enrich himself?

A lady offered to switch seats with someone on the bus so they could sit with their kid and the kid is gushing about how nice she is to do this for them, And he’s got the energy I wanna see in this world

There’s a vintage shop that refused my clothing because it was too kooky and I swear I was not ready for that insult today

Everyone should back this kickstarter

When my burrito is too spicy