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I made an accidental birthday flex - checking out at Lowe’s with three sleds of lumber and such 😅😅😅 These chickens better be happy in their house I’m building for them lol

So - *checks notes* Republicans in the 90s: “We can’t have a president getting blowjobs from a 22-year-old intern!!!!!” Republicans today: “Hey, at least she wasn’t 8! That’s fine, right?!”

Is Trump going to release the SNAP funds in a few days, just so he can make people sign some sort of letter thanking him for doing his job?

Woke up feeling some intense cognitive dissonance this morning. Like, why do I get to live in a relatively very safe place, while we as a country get mired in yet another war in the Middle East? So I’m going to keep my routines, and touch grass as much as possible. I suggest you do the same.

US population: 346M Labor force participation rate: 62.5% Size of labor force: 216M Total US GDP: $27.72T GDP/Labor force: $128,000 So, the MEDIAN salary in an equitable system should be $128 K. Where’s the rest of my salary?

This SCREAMS Nazi!

- How you doing? - Feelin’ cute, might text Pooh-Bear Putin some state secrets later

ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about? VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media

I just wish that when these people (Drumpffff, Muskkkk, etc) let us know who they are, years ago, we believed them. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Ketchum needs to do a better job rolling out this comp plan or residents are going to continue to be realllll mad at all the new, bigger buildings going in in the next several years. www.mtexpress.com/opinion/edit...