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THE OFFICE IS OPEN!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER! Anyway I'm late, like usual, but that doesn't stop the work from getting done in our little office! I know you missed me and you missed my virtual golf skills twitch.tv/Austin_J

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! The Office is open, your favorite person is here, and there's work to be done! What could be better than a saturday in The Office? twitch.tv/Austin_J

Boy oh boy is it good to be BACK! The Office is open, I am plus one more child in my family, and I'm late to my desk just like always. The more things change, the more they stay the same twitch.tv/Austin_J

ALRIGHTY! I am in The Office for what is likely the last time for at least two weeks. It's very close to the time when my third child will be born and that will take a lot of my attention (and restfullness). So enjoy tonight and I'll see you back in The Office very soon twitch.tv/Austin_J

Alright we still have not been invited to be on the Full Frontal Page of Twitch and I'm just not sure why that is. All I have to offer is gigantic bazongas and they just don't want me. Disappointing. But don't worry, The Office will always be a place to show of your chesticles twitch.tv/Austin_J

Alright I'm instituting FRONT PAGE AND FULL FRONTAL FRIDAYS in The Office! I don't know rightly what that will entail but every time I open twitch that is all I see. Maybe the algorithm has me but I only watch the channels I've been following The Office will aquire Jahoobies! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Front page, and full frontal in no time! That's the new slogan of The Office. Expect t-shirts as soon as t-shirts are no longer more unaffordable than a nice 1200 sqft ranch home. It'll happen when it happens I guess twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well I guess it's down to me to make the announcement: The Office is going into full frontal BAZONGA mode very soon. Every time I open twitch, the front page is OF stars and I'm just trying to get featured too. Expect me to a be a millionaire very soon twitch.tv/Austin_J

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Man oh man I AM ON TIME! It doesn't happen often but when it does it always spells good news for The Office! And tonight is going to be a good one, I can feel it! twitch.tv/Austin_J

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M BAAAAAAAAACK! And the title is back to "TRUCK FONALD DUMP" because that orange loser is destroying the US and we won't stand for it in The Office. And if you don't like it you're exactly who should be introspective and realize what is happening twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well would you look at that! I got my story done, submitted this morning for the #ScaryTapes writing prompt and now I can work on stealing everything in Skyrim! You know you love to see it twitch.tv/Austin_J

Okay, I'm making you a pinky a promise that tonight is the last night that I will be writing in The Office. I know I said that last night but that was last night and this is tonight. You can blame AI for this because it's tangentially related twitch.tv/Austin_J

Welp, I did what I always do and did not accomplish what I set out to accomplish last night. So, MORE WRITING! Once again I apologize if that's not your thing and I get it. But dammit it's interesting to me and that's what matters in The Office Video games return tomorrow night! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well it turns out that I'm very bad at time management and I don't when I'll get the story done that I'm working on for the #ScaryTapes writing prompt and submissions open on tuesday. So... more writing tonight. Apologies if that's not your thing twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well well well would you look at that. You've found yourself present for the first actual work night in The Office. Tonight, there will not be video games. There will be writing. And creepy writing at that! It's all fun and games until the AI takes over twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well would you look at that? You're in The Office with the proud owner of a dozen bags of mini chips ahoy and mini Oreos. My favorite place, Aldi, had them for TWENTY NINE CENTS EACH! A deal like no other for an office like no other! twitch.tv/Austin_J

We got a CLIFFHANGER!!!!! Last night! Oh what fun it is to finally be really progressing in Skyrim. I know it's taking me ages but what else would the Office be for but nonstop thievery and random progression? It's all fun and games... and theft! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well well well well well look at me not only on time but EARLY and for more that one work night in a row? That's got to be some sort of record. Or at least something noteworthy! I'll be accepting my award later tonight and it's all thanks to me, from me, because of me twitch.tv/Austin_J

And here we are once again on a nice easy Sunday in The Office. Not only that, but The Office opened ON TIME! As the Grinch famously said "How could it be?" Couldn't be me. twitch.tv/Austin_J

Tonight you will find yourself in an in between place. A place of up and down and grey. Is this The Office? Is the power on? Are we live and working? Who knows in... Schrödinger's Office. You have to open the box and have the mystery revealed. Are you brave enough? twitch.tv/Austin_J

AND BECAUSE I'M LATE I WON'T EVEN DO WORD GAMES! But with the power of ESP I will guess, and be right about today's Wordle answer... the word is... ANKLE I don't even have to check; sometimes I just get that sixth sense inkling and this is one of those times. Let's get Mercer twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well, silly old me trusted a guy named "Mercer" in Skyrim. I knew I was doing the right thing by always pickpocketing everything he had. I knew he was bad from the start but I didn't trust my thief instincts! Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice... fool can't get fooled again twitch.tv/Austin_J

Can you hear it? The sound? A sort of soundy sound that sounds like... THE OFFICE!!! We're here, the doors are open, your desks are waiting, and you have so many papers to file! AI isn't going to do it for you no matter how hard you want it to. And that's a good thing! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Your favorite Thief is back to thieving thievery and ascending the ranks of the Theives' Guild, all the while thieving the other thieves. Better check your pockets because I'm just that deft-handed twitch.tv/Austin_J

The Office has doors that are welcoming to all! Regardless of who you are, you're a worker in The Office. And work needs to get done. So get in here and do some DAMN WORK! I don't want Corporate to come after me for your lackadaisical attitude. twitch.tv/Austin_J

Man oh man I'm actually on time! (Hi, Actually On Time, I'm Austin) There's a lot to do in The Office. Your desks have been empty for much too long and Corporate is up my ass about work getting done! I hope you wore your filing pants today because WE ARE WORKING! twitch.tv/Austin_J

You're over there, I'm over here, why don't we meet in the middle at The Office? There's fun to be had, thievery afoot, and of course we'll find some laughs along the way. It's a win win win for all of us twitch.tv/Austin_J

You! Yes you! You might be the one who knows who the dastardly scoundrel is that moved my water bottle. I keep it on the side of my desk in The Office every day--and it's gone! I will find who has done this and I will make them SORRY! If you aid and abet them I'll get you too! twitch.tv/Austin_J

The Office is open! And tonight... WE GO QUESTING! I will accomplish things in Skyrim that you only thought possible in dreams! I will steal so much and so quickly that NPCs will spin like they're on a whirlygig! And I'm starting it all now! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Well you've been asking for it and the time has finally come to be done with our dual lightning staff wielding Matron, Lydia! She has served us well but her K/D is higher than mine and I just can't have it any longer. Hopefully you're all happy with this decision twitch.tv/Austin_J

Have you ever watched a person, specifically a high elf, build a house in the wonderous lands of Skyrim, for three hours straight? Well today is your lucky day because that is exactly what is about to happen. You were saved from it being four hours by the other tasks I had to do twitch.tv/Austin_J

It has been brought to my attention that attendance in The Office may be low because of my insistence on playing word games and very long introduction (specifically on fridays) to work nights. I'm here to tell you that both will continue, WITH VIGOR, until, attendance improves twitch.tv/Austin_J

WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's finally Friday. The work week is over and we made it to the Friday of a long weekend... except that there's always work to do in The Office. And we have a dress code on Fridays. Don't worry though, I'm sure you remembered twitch.tv/Austin_J

For America's 250th birthday, let's impeach trump. And his cabinet. There could be no greater contribution to the restoration of American ideals and freedoms.

AH HA! I knew you weren't expecting me to open The Office tonight. Some slackers are gonna be in so much trouble. BUT FIRST: we have something to discuss that is pertinent to my video game lineage and is very disappointing to me. Prepare for heavy thoughts twitch.tv/Austin_J

uhhh hi? Did you miss me while I was gone? I sure as heck missed you and being in The Office. There's so much work to do (read: word games) and of course all sorts of stuff to steal. And, once again, GO SABRES! Cheering until they win twitch.tv/Austin_J

Wowee WOW we got a real nice Sabres win last night and The Office is open once again tonight! So that means... well at least you'll have my riotous thieving ways to enjoy in Skyrim! There's something to be stolen at every turn and I'm the stickiest bandit twitch.tv/Austin_J

Alright folks we're back in the Sabres' cheering room in The Office. I was moving furniture out of the conference room for almost an hour to get ready for this! I demand you cheer! So get loud and LET'S GO BUFFALO!! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Here I am racking my brain for ways to actually be on time to The Office. Then I realized that if I never give a specific time then I'll never be late to The Office. So now I'm here just opening the doors whenever I feel like it. Isn't it better this way? twitch.tv/Austin_J

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT this is once again a Buffalo Sabres cheering Office and you better be loud and rooting for the team! If you're not you're going to find yourself filing all the things no one wants to file. You can just fake it but it'll still help them win GO SABRES! twitch.tv/Austin_J

Okay I'm going to tell a story and you just let me know if you've heard it before. So there's a guy who works in an office, and he's always showing up a lot later than he says he will. Then he has some silly excuse every time. It's wild. Couldn't be me, no way no how twitch.tv/Austin_J

HOOOOO BOYYYYYYYYYYY after the debacle that last night was I'm hoping that tonight will be much better! Tonight is also the one and only TROPICO'S birthday eve eve and only in The Office do we celebrate something like that! I expect mucho singing and dancing at your desks tonight twitch.tv/Austin_J

The Office is open!!! And you're just in time (as always) to see me try to solve word games that somehow stump me every time. I know it's your favorite part of our work time together. Also I'm finally ready for the main story in Skyrim! twitch.tv/Austin_J

TAGE THOMPSON SCORES BUFFALO'S FIRST GOAL OF THE #STANLEYCUP PLAYOFFS! 🦬 🇺🇸: /espn 🇨🇦: /Sportsnet & /TVASports 2

Tage Thompson ties it for the Sabres

LET'S GO BUFFALO!!!!!! That's all there is to say tonight. Tonight The Office is a playoff hockey (sideline) viewing room. Yeah I'm playing Skyrim but the real work is in supporting The Sabres You didn't know I watched hockey did you? I didn't either but here we are twitch.tv/Austin_J

Man oh man I am REVED up! It's Saturday but I'm strongly considering enforcing the rules of Uncasual Casual Friday. Isn't it crazy to think that you willingly enter a place where I'm the one that makes the rules? That's why I'm so appreciative of all members of The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J

You are officially in the presence of a computer NERD!! I know all the computer things and I learned them all in one night! And all because I couldn't get Skyrim to open. Sometimes all you lack is the right motivation twitch.tv/Austin_J

OH DEAR!!!! I just realized that tomorrow is Tax Day and I've done all sorts of thievery in Skyrim. How will I explain the house that I own in Whiterun without any income? I don't know how to claim the massive inventory that house currently holds. Guess I'll be accountant hunting twitch.tv/Austin_J