Mere

Every cishet man should be required to read at least three (3) romance novels. I'm confident that a bunch of them would secretly love it because I saw how the football podcast men talked about Taylor and Travis. ("What if he proposed at the Superb*wl wouldn't that be great?" Adorbs)

I understand why this is a MNF game, as it is likely to be a banger, but also, c'mon man, I have to get up in the morning, I can't be going to bed as amped up as this game is going to make me

Ok, now I'm smiling!

Now say they'll win the Superbowl again 🤞🏻

I'm going to follow the lead of Cooper Kupp and not trust anything until the clock hits zeros

A rushing TD?? By MY 2026 Seahawks?

Tight Ends yes!

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

Not a sack exactly, but I'll take it

Some yikers with the organization for the defense on that one

A touchdown would've been so nice 😞

Love that Fleury seems to have been reminded that the tight ends exist

My other football team blew a double digit lead today so I'm very anxious

I hope Mike Tomlin never goes back to coaching. He's a fun commentator

Oh thank god, kick is short

Oh my God they almost did the exact TD throw again lolololol

Oh bullshit

Holy shit Coop still got it

I need a sack. I need it.

Chuck it, JSN's down there somewhere 🥹

Teamwork makes the dream work. @3mmanwori 🤝 @tyokada for the INT

Sammy with a little zip there

Oh MAN that was a scary bobbly almost drop

Velus Jones with the little tippy tap toes to try to avoid going out was very funny

They're so close to getting sacks on some of these

I don't know if that's on Tory, the defender really got his hand in there to knock it out

Every time they hand off the ball, I'm just like "please don't drop it please don't drop it"

C'mon Raiders, it would be VERY funny

Thanks Falcons! That's some bird team solidarity!

Ok now they HAVE to put in baby Joe F. because the Bengals put in old Joe F. C'mon. As a bit

The Ravens are Sisyphus: in the first half, they roll it up the hill, in the second half it rolls back down. Every. Time.

Can we PLEASE wrap up on the tackle???

Holy shit, I just checked the score in Buccs-Panthers

Well, maybe they'll fail hard enough to throw Fagnano out there

Reminder that Josh Cuevas is a cutie patootie who loves boats

Second half Ravens exist to hurt us

Cheese went home a winner in the Ravens' halftime corgi race 🧀

Power of friendship!

HEY! JA'KOBI LANE! I just want this kid to be good

No no no no no