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Biggest disappointment in Star Trek MtG is that the cards dont tell you their source material. Final Fantasy set cards had a lil 'FFX' or 'FFVII' on bottom to tell you the game its from. I ain't watching no Strange New Discovery who are these people and where are they from?

Tired of having friends in higher tax brackets or with free shit

My whole theater clapped when THAT NAME got dropped in You Can See Everything What a masterpiece, eat the rich

Aw shit, algo showing me malfoid after talking about Knights of Guinevere to the work child

Watching someone "go their own way" with infinity more social connections, friends, and family who love them, resources, etc, really locks in for me that its the right call. No hope for him then no fukin chance for me. Just gotta wait so I do steal his gimmick too soon

Haha that thing I always think I can avoid when I go out is back and super strong!

It feels disingenuous to say Jace hates green. Jace loves Green. Jace loves Green so much he ripped all traces of it out of himself to become his worst possible self. He used Green as the basis for creating the best version and successor of himself. Dude's literally porkin a snake

Hexhaven Invigorator? More like Sexhavin InvigorateHer

Tired of having friends in higher tax brackets, stop flaunting your lives and therapy in front of me

Ed Zitron has been bitching about the AI bubble bursting any day for like 2 years, I hope it does but its very much becoming boy crying wolf, especially when releasing 3 minutes of content with 5 min of ads and intro. Why bother doing work when you can just say the same things over and over

WoW Forever means there's a Garrosh Hellscream that gets to grow up peacefully Might have to play

Purposefully defended myself from the plaintiff side of court. Judge was confused, lawyer looked like a pushover, landlord look pissed when judge asked HIM "Do you plan to vacate the premesies" Plus landlords black af so it made the judge look mad racist. Fuck them, fuck decorum, fuck the state

Forgot I missed okra

Day 1 of Grand Sumo and all I'm super hopeful Woolie gets a chance to watch with the English commentary. Raja Pradhan is my favorite too, love his excitement!

Some Dems are running away from trans people. Abdul El-Sayed, Dem Senate Candidate in Michigan, is running towards them. When asked, he fully and unequivocally support trans youth care as a matter between parents, patients, and doctors. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Is Reality Fracture a Homestuck?

This feels so greedy because I love all my gay friends so fukin dearly, but holy shit I want to be hit on by a woman for fukin once

Don't dream often, but this one had me making out with a gyaru gal who showed me her ass perfectly timed to a gunshot outside. Last thing I remember doing was screaming out "no, that woulda been perfect, why couldn't that have been IT!?" Good omens?

Jace, you built a whole Echoverse, but you didn't stop 9/11!?

‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...

Getting back in MtG as a Jace hater since Lorwyn has been rough

I am finally back with another giveaway! Sorry it’s been so long, the summer has been a lot. But, courtesy of @keithulhucards.bsky.social, this week I have an art gallery banana token, Comedian! Just repost to enter, on Sunday the 6th I will pick a winner to get this set of 4!

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma has a Quibi jumpscare. 10/10

Last time Omega dropped to the wrong guy on the biggest show of the year the company started tanking. Dark AEW days ahead

2XOhNo

Rio Romeo's Alcoholic friends vs Kaki King's Communist friends

Love cicada cries in the morning

Steffany Shaheen is using an AI genned late Jimmy Carter ad and its really distributing

Are Little Bear and Franklin the turtle still friends?

As a One Piece fan and high heel fetish man I was not prepared for this opening to OP Heroines

THEY PUT THE WHALES FROM STAR TREK IV INTO MTG!

Every fiction author is like "yo look at these lil freaks I made up"

Nothing better than beating an optimized Vivi and a Narset deck with the Marvel commander I bought from the dollar box

“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

If you still have a job in videogames at this point it feels imperative to rob or worse your boss

Hadestown is now the only musical where Ive completed the holy trinity of Live on Broadway, Theatrical Release, and Slime Tutorial Lovely musical that tries to get too political for its own good. Now your overarching message is Euridice a ho and rich men win

Umm, actually, I like talking about the weather, all other small talk sucks but the weather is cool

The success of Taskmaster is that its both gameshow and reaction content

Despite Odysseus's guilt we still call our adventures odysseys and our naive mistakes Trojan Horses

Monkeymonkeymonkey

I know supereyepatchwolf out there rn calling Kotoeiho the dark prince or sumthin

Wanna see chokecherry live so bad rn

If watching Sumo has taught me anything its that girls in kimonos with smartphones hits a very specific but nice part of my brain

A look at the education options from around the multiverse, for those of you looking to add to your "My child is a gifted student" bumper sticker collection. My latest from Commander's Herald: commandersherald.com/seven-altern...

Living that Persona lifestyle cause I have 2 actions in me per day at best

once again saying: Nuremburg trials is the moderate position