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Fuck them critics! “Michael” was MAGICAL!! Can’t wait to see it again.

Is this really helpful?

That’s a no for me

I am going to cry

I’m gong to cry

Absolutely not. I’ve seen both movies and there is nothing transcendent in OBAA.

I think long hair looks better on the shape of her face but Z can truly wear any style.

This lady look like Amanda Bynes

Alright Ludwig!!!!

She walked on that woman’s dress!!!

Glad they had sense not to play off the little girl’s mama.

I really gotta watch Frankenstein, huh?

Why are people tryna bring the pornstache back?

We get a new episode of Paradise after this ends, right?

Ryan got a guitar braided in his hair. I love that man.

Yaaaaaaas Ryan!

What can’t Sterling do?

What is that supposed to mean, Conan?

I’m surprised Casting was never awarded before this year. It’s so important.

Anne Hathaway looks phenomenal

Absolutely beautiful

I do actually want to watch Weapons. Guess I can add it to my list

Ooh she is shaking.

Potty training is HARD!!!

Rest in Power Chairman Hampton

The league need to quit tryna play in these women’s faces. I hope we get a damn lockout at this point.

Finally watching Wicked.

The Maine primary is in what, June? People really wanna die on the unrepentant Nazi tattoo hill instead of, idk, using the next eight months to support somebody else?

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

They fired Koklanes!!!! Hell yeah!

My 2YO slapped me dead in my face because I wouldn’t immediately give her a cupcake that she received in daycare. I ain’t gonna spank her but I damn sure gonna throw that thing away.

JYO!!!!!!

I do not understand the Aces right now and they are pissing me off. Bell is not a first option!!!!! #wnbaplayoffs

Way to go, Naomi! #usopen

Ashwaganda and hyssop tea on a Sunday morning. I am elevated. Don’t talk to me.

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Yes! I been saying Quik dont get the love he deserves!!

Watching your toddler have night terrors is such a helpless feeling. Whole house is tired, dog-included.

I got a four year old dog and a two year old human. Family life is so awesome.

Teyana’s album is star studded. Almost doesn’t even feel like an album. Just can’t put my finger on what it really is.

HOAs fucking suck and if I wasn’t a scared little bitch, my first home would have been a house. Now I’m stuck with these assholes until I get enough equity to buy something else. See what happens when you don’t have enough faith?

Is it just me or does Joe R have an annoying voice? It’s kinda whiney, almost like vocal fry. Am I imagining that?

He orderded me the damn Beyoncé Levii’s shirt yesterday. It is already here. What sorcery?!

I truly despise the Ws scheduling. Both game on right now are good! I hate the back and forth!! Fix it Engelbert!!! #wnba

My husband really got me excited to watch preseason football. What is life?

So all it takes is for your toddler to be sick and then you can stay in bed late on the weekends again?

Watching the Taylor v Serrano fight?