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A happy April 30th to those who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=ame5...

Ladies and gentlemen, we're proud to present Geese, performing their new hit single... uh.. *looks at smudged writing on hand* "All Gays Do Cocaine"

Having very "how can you not be romantic about baseball?"-type feelings about this whole moon thing

Sad to say that every time I see Data's eyes, all I can think of is Minnesota Sushi

Started watching The Next Generation. Pray for me.

Not sure if this is an accomplishment or not, but you know what, I'll take it

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real. barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato ❤️

Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.

*baritone voice*: He is a babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback baby back, he is a babyback babyback *tenor voice, coming in hot*: JESSE'S A BABYBACK BITCH

Book packing list for the cruise: Leaving Home, Keillor (Easy read) A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, DFW (Moderate read) The Kingdom of God is Within You, Tolstoy (Challenging read) Giovanni's Room, Baldwin (travel read due to tiny hardcover) Howl and Other Poems, Ginsberg (Comfort read)

Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.

Learned about "37U football" today and critically misread it as "37-and-up". For about 10 minutes I was utterly mortified and really confused about how these games last more than 5 snaps.

"...this will happen to everything that you love. Nothing you like will remain untouched, and it will get further and further monetized into meaninglessness. This isn't just our problem in our idiotic bloodsport - you're fucked too."

We need a George Lucas Megalopolis. Give me 3 hours and $200 million of him airing grievances and dictating political theory. A completely disconnected half hour section that's just a Jar Jar melodrama. Intergalactic creatures inexplicably driving chopped and slammed Ford Coupes. I wanna see it.

>inb4 it's not "slave trade", it's "transnational convict leasing"

Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)

In light of recent events, I am left to conclude that this skeet was so bad that it made Nick Mullen quit TAFS. My apologies to those affected; I'm sorry all over the place.

I'm so mad at how good King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard are because it makes me say things like "You should listen to King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard." which is just a hard thing to swallow

Imagine, if you will, a version of Infinite Jest where everything is the same except The Entertainment is just an episode of Cumtown

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