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The world is busy, but Mars is chill. Relax and dig up alien artifacts in Alien Archeologist! Uncover ancient ruins, clean exciting forgotten relics, and sell ore to upgrade your tools! What lies at the bottom? Well you'll have to "Unearth" the truth! Wishlist now!

Added the end game mining tool. Compared to the early game, a 3+ hour hole can be cleared in minutes. I say 3 hours, but some demo players happily spent over 10! #indiegamedev #alienarcheologist

Tweaking TNT explosion sizes are some of the most fun a game dev can have. Fixing the bugs from said explosions... well, fun problem solving in its own right. #indiegamedev #indiedev #gamedev #cozygames

Now this is what I call "Grinding" for cash in our new game. Lots of coins for upgrades 😎 #alienarcheologist #indiedev #cozygames

Why should Credits be BORING? In my game you dig for treasure, so the Credits has treasure too. I think the new style is pretty "banging" #alienarcheologist #indiedev #gamedev

I sear the rest of the game is cozy and satisfying! #alienarcheologist #cozygames #indiegames

If you're going to make a cozy game, why not make every mechanics feel satisfying? #cozygame #indiedev #AlienArcheologist

Aliens came and abducted my GOOBER! I thought I was just supposed to be digging for alien artifacts #cozygames #indiegames

When the game breaks you instead.. GlitchSPANKR, breaking and spanking your expectations #indiegame #glitchspankr #funnygaming

Next up for a Live Plays & Chats is very funny, bonkers & weird AF GlitchSPANKR on PC! Developed by Mahelyk, @theclassifiedx.com I previewed the demo a while back and this is the full game so expect even more crazy bolox! Come say hi in the chat! www.twitch.tv/gamerpaulytw...

Someone made an AWESOME explaination/review video for GlitchSPANKR! If you're curious how a concept like "Spankin' a virus" could be made into an entire game, give this a look! youtu.be/a1RnEq6P5MI #funnygame #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame #comedy

When you enjoyed a game so much that you stream it for 14 hours one sitting, speedrun it, upload it to YouTube and have the developers comment on your speedrun that they enjoyed it, that sincerely makes my day 🥹 thank you @theclassifiedx.com

Ooh, so close... 😔 #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame

More treats on the way for GlitchSPANKR 🎃✨ We’ve been brewing new content and polishing features, and yep… full controller support is in the works! #GlitchSPANKR #indiegame #FallAesthetic

50+ Steam review milestone SPANKED! Free Steam Key Giveaway! Fill out our google form to enter! forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP... #glitchspankr #Giveaway #indiegame

Thanks, we hope you like it! We actually just got an 84 on Metacritic, what the spank?!

GlitchSPANKR Launch Trailer! We also updated the FREE demo on Steam! Spank some stuff here! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchspankr #comedygaming #gaming #funnygame #indiegame

We'd love to watch when you do!

The comedy-driven narrative adventure game GLITCHSPANKR has been released for PC entertainment-factor.blogspot.com/2025/10/glit... #games #videogames #gaming #pcgames #pcgaming #indiegame #indiegames #glitchspankr #comedy #adventure @theclassifiedx.com @theblacklantern.bsky.social

Thanks so much for playing! We loved watching your playthrough as you found the deeper layers of the game!

Streaming #GlitchSPANKR (developed by @theclassifiedx.com, published by @theblacklantern.bsky.social) tonight! Now I know everyone is all about spooky games this season, but it's good to mix it up with some good weird stuff like this. Thanks to @streamersconnected.bsky.social for the review key :D

🔥NEW #narrative #adventure #indiegame OUT TODAY! 🕹️ #GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com 🔗Steam | store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegames #videogames #gaming

Expect both tricks and treats in this week's indies: Oct 15 - BALL x PIT (@kennysun.com) Oct 15 - GlitchSPANKR (@theclassifiedx.com) Oct 16 - The Cabin Factory (@internationalcat.bsky.social) Oct 17 - Away From Home (@squishedy.bsky.social) And more: the-indie-in-former.com/2025/09/25/2...

A demo is available for GlitchSPANKR by Mahelyk & @theclassifiedx.com! Crash into a corrupted ’90s game, wield a wiggly “spank stick,” and spank, spare or smooch a virus in a chaotic, branching narrative! www.weloveeverygame.... #demo #videogames #steam #gaming #pcgaming

We gave our 5 year old a shot at texturing our in-game dog model. The results? Unhinged. Inspired. Unreasonably cute. Might be canon now. 🐶👀 GlitchSPANKR – coming October 15, 2025 #IndieDev #SteamGame #RETROGAMING #indiegame

Can YOU defeat the BIG BOOTY BOSS? GlitchSPANKR releases Oct 15th! Wishlist it now, and try the free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #screenshotsaturday #glitchspankr #indiegame

#ScreenshotSaturday Protect Spunk from hoards of the undead in an escort mission! If they crave brains, they're about to be severely disappointed! #GlitchSPANKR #Zombies #Gaming

We're excited to announce, the incredibly talented Nathan Barnatt (Dad, Neutral, Milford, Keith Apicary, and more) voices the mysterious Luthereon in GlitchSpankr! #GlitchSpankr #IndieGaming #NathanBarnatt

For a game full of goofs and wild shenanigans, it sure does have a lot of spookems! Discover the dark side of GlitchSpankr in the full release! Coming soon! #glitchspankr #indiegame #horror #horrorgaming

Yes, this is EXACTLY how it feels to play our game. Unless to you choose to be friends with the toilet, or fall in love. You do you. #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #GameDev

GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com was an interesting game. For whatever reason it just didn't grab my attention AT FIRST. As you get more and more into it you realize how much love and passion was obviously put into the game. I will try it again sometime store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

I got caught cheating!🫣

What would YOU do if you saw a golden SPANKR hand glowing like this? 👀

These hands were made for slappin'! 🧤 👉Wishlist "GlitchSPANKR" on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #indiegamedev #indiegame

We're so excited and thankful to @yogscast for selecting GlitchSPANKR to be part of their Tiny Teams Steam event! They're going to stream the game at 3 EST, in about an hour! twitch.tv/yogscast Try the demo too! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

For a silly comedy game about spanking a computer virus, GlitchSPANKR has a pretty epic ending we're working on! #gaming #glitchspankr #indiedev #screenshotsaturday

We keep hearing how surprised people are with how much content we have in our demo. Well, the full game has so, so much more! #gaming #gameplay #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer

Awesome News, IndieCritical wrote an article about GlitchSPANKR! Read the post here: indiecritical.com/glitchspankr... We love seeing others enjoy the 90s references, wacky minigames and secrets! Try the demo! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #gaming #indiedev #gamingnews #review

Even silly games have to have a bunch of horror levels, right? Well ours does. #gaming #horrorgaming #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer

We're excited to see how you like it!

You asked for more Lil Jams. We gave you TEN. Wishlist GlitchSPANKR so you can collect them ALL! Each Lil Jam unlocks a song you can play at your customizable home base! #gaming #cozygames #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR

It's not the size of a man's... dagger. It's how you USE it. #gaming #adventuregame #gamingmemes #GlitchSPANKR

👉 You can spank a virus??? You CAN. And you SHOULD. Save your mom's Big Booty Slapper 6 game! 💻 GlitchSPANKR, Wishlist it before your game is destroyed! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #steamgame

Spunk the Virus gets slapped so hard he unlocks his inner anime protagonist. Play the demo for #SteamNextFest now! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s

THE VIRUS IS LOOSE! Our filthy, cursed baby #GlitchSPANKR is LIVE in #SteamNextFest ! Spank, smooch, or spare the virus before it eats your childhood. 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/... #IndieGame #NextFest2025 #90sGaming

Remember when every 90's game had a sewer level? We cranked up the danger, the goo, and the grossness! What are your favorite sewer levels from the 90's? Let us know in the comments! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. 🔴📺 youtu.be/XaeO0kOAQYU #comedy | #indiegamed | @theclassifiedx.com

GlitchSPANKR is packed with 80s and 90s nostalgia. CRT TV's, neon lights, VHS tapes, and those dreamlike carpet patterns we wish would make a comeback! What classic 90s chaos should we add next? Pogs? Tamagotchis? Let us know! #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

@theclassifiedx.bsky.social We got a dunk tank, a shooting gallery, and a test your strength game. What else should we add to our cursed carnival? #GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame

There’s a rat in the maze. He looks like Spunk. He talks like a wizard. I got scared and confused so I spanked him. #glitchSPANKR #indiedev #indiegamedev #90s