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It's wild how the 90's had everyone hating their bodies except for skinny white dudes named "Zack" with a bowl cut. For some reason.

6 7?! In my day our number memes stood for something. Like 69. Now there's a number meme that means something.

This is probably the sexiest I've ever seen Catwoman.

Billionaires could have their staff build a scale replica of the city of Tokyo complete with lights and animatronic cars and go absolute fucking ham in a kaiju suit every day with cool pyrotechnics and everything. Instead, they just fuck kids and poison democracy. You don't hate them enough.

Kinda wild that this n'wah is now the second shittiest Vivek I know.

I love sci-fi/fantasy racism because something about a guy with rubber shit glued to his face screaming at another guy with different rubber shit glued to his face draws attention to how goddamned foolish racism is.

Holy shit... Abdul El-Sayed is incredible. I had no idea he was such a beast. I literally pumped my fist in the air. I feel like I've been waiting for a politician like this for my entire adult life.

White Claw sounds like the name of Black Lightning's nemesis rather than a magic potion that makes you fist fight stray dogs in an Arby's parking lot.

"When exactly was America great?" June 11, 1993. For 127 minutes America was fucking awesome.

I feel like an AI powered prayer app would be huge with the crowd that likes to pretend to be religious. "For just $20 a month our app will direct a host of AI agents to pray for you and your goals 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Our spiritual terminators are on your side."

Jesus Fucking Christ. This is so fucking ghoulish. That little Oblivion NPC lookin' dweeb can fuck right off.

"Let he who is without stones throw the first ass."

"Dead naming" someone sounds waaaaaay cooler than it is. Quite lame actually.

Disney was planning a Treasure Planet sequel with Willem Dafoe. But Treasure Planet bombed at the box office. Just in case you needed more proof that we're in the darkest timeline.

Everyone in the PC space is asking if we really want China controlling PC hardware and that feels kind of silly at this point. Look, the people controlling it NOW are spying on you and making things worse and more expensive. What are you afraid of China doing exactly?

Damn. They nailed it.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Remember when the entire country was seriously trying to determine if Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick?

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Guys, America isn't Nazi Germany, or The Empire. We're the Spaceballs.

I just watched the Neverending Story Trilogy and let me tell you it takes balls to split 1 book into 3 parts, but it took vision to change every actor for each installment. And what truly elevates it is that none of these actors even remotely resemble the others in the same role. Also Jack Black.

It's fucking weird as hell that Star Trek was right about the 2020's, right? I was a little worried we might Blade Runner, but luckily Trump stepped in. We're right on track for that global nuclear war.

Easily the best meme that I've stolen today! And accurate!

I love this cover so much. It's just a fantastic piece of art.

Please help Dee and her classroom!

I want to play a game about a 7ft tall orc Amazon on a quest to save her kidnapped twink husband from a werewolf queen.

Remember back in the 90s when car companies would pretend to design an electric car and and instead just glue solar panels to a cardboard box with wheels? They'd act like they were serious too. F***ing assholes.

I wonder if really old people ever wish they were young again? I bet they do. I would.

Say what you will about gooners, but they live in the moment.

So the plot of Revenge of the Nerds is that a bunch of nerds are victimized by murderous jocks who commit numerous hate crimes and kick them out of the dorms, so the nerds retaliate by sexually assaulting the jocks girlfriends and committing numerous felonious sex crimes. What a time to be alive.

Mike Johnson and Ben Shapiro have done irreparable damage to the guys who look like they live in a tree and bake cookies crowd.

I feel so bad for content creators and online sex workers right now. We're heading into a recession and that means money that used to go to things like Patreon and OnlyFans just won't be there. If you can spare it, consider tipping creators whose work you enjoy. Chances are they'll need it.

People who open packages at the store to see if you want to purchase the product, then put that open one back and buy another unopened package, who are you? What is your life? Do you dream?