The Coolest Guy

Sometimes I’m really dumb.

Once again thinking about this post

No idea why this didn’t go viral

How much $ has Gaza spent on US elections???? 🧐

Everything sucks now and it’s the customers fault. Deal with it, you fucking loser.

Someday. We’re gonna get that notification.

Imagine trying to come up with your 3rd or 4th jeopardy anecdote. Uhhhhh yeah Ken that’s right, I do really love picking my nose and ass!

You’re not really president until you drop a nuke for the love of Israeli pac money.

I heard trump is dying.

Which billionaire will tell me how to vote in 2026?

Googling how many days till Caleb Williams plays football again

The grift goes on

I’ll always remember Dan Bongino’s time with the Trump admin for going on Fox News and crying about having a real job.

Hopefully Elon was standing on top of it.

Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL FOR A BUNT THERE

I do the craziest shit in Balatro you don’t even wanna know

Thinking up some names for a Bob Seger related podcast Bobbing for Seger Like A Pod Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)

If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.

what about the nanobots

It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.

“Changes”

Bruce Springsteen needs to stick to Sports! - guy who confused Bruce Springsteen and Huey Lewis

I have a feeling it’s a good day to take a day off from da news. I filled up the bird feeder, I’m ready to sit and watch.

Screaming into my void of bot followers: the John mulaney Netflix show is good!

I can’t believe this is posted by a “real” journalist.

Bonked my knee on a car door a day ago and I’m still like Oooooooohhhh ahhhhhhh it stings!!!!

It should just be one temperature all day. No more up and down and back up again. Just one temp!

We made it, fam.

Reposting this for my bot followers to enjoy

“Bad things are fine if I don’t see them!”

As if a little food poisoning would ever stop me from eating chicken wings. Get real.

One thing I’m not sure Donny has considered yet, regarding the tariffs, is killing himself.

The new GTA game is delayed due to trumps tariffs

I’m gonna take an L and admit that marvel snap is a fun game.

Elon doing his part by not paying taxes.