Chris Crofton

Americans have a choice. You can vote for Nazism—which is 100% what this is—or you can vote for America. Anyone votes for Nazism should never be forgiven by anyone they love or even anyone they know casually. Voting for Nazism is an unforgivable sin for good reason. It is treachery against America.

Moving back to LA for this

If this goes off without a hitch, Nashville truly has failed. Also, nothing says “good neighbor” like using AI to copy Hatch Show Print 🤡

HAUNTED CHURCH IN AN APPALACHIAN HOLLER I dare you to run up and holler into it

ELECTING A HORSE TO SENATE John Thune looks like a horse/airline pilot hybrid but he’s actually a violent little boy

ELECTING A HORSE TO SENATE “Supposedly, Incitatus had 18 servants for himself, he lived in a marble stable, walked in a harness decorated with rare and special jewels, dressed in Tyrian purple and ate from an ivory manger” Wikipedia writes poems!

BOMBS THAT EXPLODE GENTLY INTO FLOWERS they’re called seeds but money-crazed men find them boring not enough fire and screaming involved in planting seeds these tattooed alcoholics want fire and screaming because of this, we all must suffer

DESIGNER HOT DOGS better name for a band than Car Seat Headrest

DESIGNER HOT DOGS my new book: “REINVENTING THE WHEEL: When Capitalism Devoured Itself - and overpaid for hot dogs”

It's a Klan rally.

ELUSIVE you can excavate every tomb sift through every ancient campsite and you’ll never find the joy you’ll never hear the laughter I don’t care what metal they smelted the truth of human existence is here and now

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THANK YOU

Malcolm Gladwell has always been a hack. It's an indictment on our society and culture that when I was 12 y'all were hyping him up so much.

Pentagon OKs Testing Heat Ray Weapon on Migrants Along U.S.-Mexico Border

Elon Musk threatens Congress.

In any other admin, this would probably be the most outrageous official statement ever made by a sitting FCC director: Strongly implying that the government forbids broadcast networks from reporting on the president's falling poll numbers. (Sorry to paste from twitter but that's where he posts.)

I RAN to listen to this. Athens, Georgia and Elephant 6 forever <3!

So... this is going to see tens of thousands of Americans report Trump for his frauds against America's taxpayers, right? He's stolen so much that if he were actually serious about his supposed incentive program he would be doling out millions and millions to random Americans he bilked as taxpayers

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I hate when the obelisk starts approaching me at an infinitesimally small speed so it thinks I won't notice, but I always do notice

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MATTHEW 18:6 “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened round his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea” Welp evangelical Christians better put on their water wings

FREE VERSE II god I wish… but before I could there was a tree there not in a bad way, just a tree - it’s all I remember but it’s all gone now all of it and I’m not sad or regretful

FREE VERSE here’s some: we were never here and we never left we only dreamed of soil and flowers and what a wonderful thing to do and never have done too

FUNERAL FOR A BEACHED NARWHAL first single off the new Neutral Milk Hotel album

FUNERAL FOR A BEACHED NARWHAL great title for a book about 21st century America

FUNERAL FOR A BEACHED NARWHAL you did it right, narwhal. 100% narwhal, all day. never wavered.

And inviting the ever-satisfying displays of misogyny. :/

The press secretary is a distraction. The press secretary is a distraction. The press secretary is a distraction. Flooding the zone with nonsense, while the coup continues.

So he solicited a bribe, which is not only a federal felony but specifically enumerated as an impeachable offense in the United States Constitution? Got it. The Constitution is just toilet paper now.

It’s okay to dislike both sides of the mechanical bird fiasco

This is incredible. Some of us remember the time the former admin had to issue a public apology for unprofessional behavior for bird bro saying “tough night for the loudest people in the room” over this passing.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

if this post doesn't apply to you, would still appreciate you sharing around.

Deliberately misspell a common word. There you go. You just named your startup.

The Defense Casualty Analysis System website now lists 21 service members killed, up from 18.

A horror story worthy of the month. THANKS CHRIS!

POTATO SOUP just for fun, ask a venture capitalist how he would “disrupt” potato soup

GROUP CHAT DRAMA sounds like you need group chat dramamine

GROUP CHAT DRAMA great name for a Guided By Voices box set