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My MAGA neighbor aggressively confronting me verbally because he thought I was staring at him when really I was looking at a butterfly on my catmint bush will forever live rent free in my mind.

In a statement, Jay-Z pointed to his lengthy career in entertainment. “Thirty years of music, work, and culture on the world’s biggest stage,” he said. “This run continues to be a dream come true.” Uh YA. You chose yourself you idiot.

Hi. Lisa here. A 62 year old badass in a metallic gold suit with zero fucks to give and ready to burn down the patriarchy with a single spark from my stiletto. I’m smiling because I know this pisses off the enemy. Good. Vote blue.

I live in a rural area and I now know which farmers are the dumb farmers by their proudly hung Trump signs. Still.

If you’re a republican reading this, let me dumb this down so you too can understand the meme: It’s because you’re stupid.

I laughed when he announced his candidacy and then I listened all faith in the American people after electing him president in 2016. He was a moron before 2016 too. Idiots.

I needed this.

Now this is funny. Or sad? I can’t decide. Your education system fails children so miserably you have to dumb down the test to get into college.

PATRIOT!

HEY YOU.

Why is this not bigger news? Are you kidding me?

Say it with me: e-u-g-e-n-i-c-s

I don’t think there is a more perfect headline.

I really hope hate loses on November 3rd.

Is this like Stockholm Syndrome for those who grew up poor? You grow up to be the monster who made you poor to begin with?

NEVER argue with anyone John Brown would have shot. John Brown didn't believe slavery could be ended with polite conversations and empty promises. He believed freedom was worth fighting for. Abolitionist. Unapologetic. Uncompromising.

It's your civic duty. It's your right. It's your voice. Be a voter.

I heard the first lady is as thinned skinned as her hubby.

STICKER NINJAS UNITE!

I could be talking about either of them.

STOP. KILLING. CHILDREN. This should not be controversial. It should not be political. And it sure as hell shouldn't need to be printed on a protest sign. Palestinian children deserve to grow up, not become statistics. Speak up. Show up. Refuse to look away. thedefiantdog.com

So I asked AI (I don’t need a lecture but thanks) to summarize this because I’m not reading that and even AI makes fun of Trump.

It’s all I see what I see a red hat.

You'd think the constitution was younger given how hard republicans are trying to fuck it.

Oh hey hi hello. Just wanted to say Trans Rights are Human Rights. That's all. Bye. #transrights

Well behaved women rarely make history. Now go put on a Primus t-shirt and go crash a Trump rally like a lady!

Some call it karma. Others call it consequences. We call it a yard sign. 💅🇺🇸 "Have the day you voted for!" Because sometimes the best response is a smile, a wave, and a giant fucking sign on your lawn. 🛒 thedefiantdog.com

This is so important.

I’m not very live laugh love or whatever lately.

THIS MAN is a president.

I hope a 6lb Costco sized bag of candy is enough for my whole office (me).

Civic Duty completed ✅

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Boys don’t cry! Man up! Emotions are for girls! How many times have you heard that growing up? It also makes sense why kids are still growing up conservative. It’s all their fathers know to teach.