theDickThinker

Ghosts of Beaver Valley mall.

In Each Person is Tantalus and Sisyphus.

I'm still pissed at lester Bangs about Cosmic Slop!

Fairy.

We celebrate today, our first family illness of the school year. Let us give thanks.

Me, Jeff Lame, Todd Porter. A lot of people connect to Glenn through toys and collectibles, music. All of them are funny and great storytellers. Absurdity is the precious through line. My extended moron universe. +Alt: photo of three middle aged guys smiling goofily.

Glenn Morrison, famed toy collector and one of the funniest people I ever met made a visit back to home turf. Got me out of the house.

The Paul Hollywood handshake is a legal betrothal.

9yo: I love you daddy. Me: I love you too! 9yo: You're welcome.

Love comes in Jorts.

I'm the zelig of routine events.

Everybody plays badminton. We're gonna play Goodminton!

I have a blue jay in the garden. Mean motherfucker.

Oh, Nigella. Have a cold seltzer between cocktails. It sounds like you're on 41 rpm.

Hey, you up?

This not a coincidence.

I worked in a library's serials collection. I still have back issues.

I introduce, Saint Hyacinth.

But I have seven cupholders!

Chit Akins, will you make me a star?

I think we should have cancelled woody Allen sooner, like 1980.

Quarterback Snatch.

9yo was asking about Michael jackson soni out on Off the Wall. Gut Damn that is a good record.

Hot Sausage Wedgie. Do you eat that?

Nitrous Funny Cat

Cause of death: Didn't wipe off the top of a Coke can before drinking it.

We were a five-piece.

Restacking some records.

Holubki! Aka, golubki, stuffed cabbage and cabbage rolls to our Canadian brothers.

Sincere Lee!

Could you define "explosive"?

I'm not buying that this happened. The truck might be valuable, over $20g, the beer is not. I've heard way more about this than any other low value commercial theft. This feels like PR bullshit.

I miss the rancid olive bar at Giant eagle.

Bucket list opportunity.

Man, I miss Stefan Chatman playing Funk on Saturday afternoons!

Precious!

Unboxing.

Went bowling. Honey get the Hitachi, I'm leaving my clothes on.

Mehly Ming.

I made it home from Giant Eagle unstabbed. I gave an old guy on a bmx bike $6 because he said he wanted some chicken. It's pretty good chicken.