Jeff (The Dizeez'D)

Owl sighting!

There's an XKCD for everything.

Trying out something new on stream today, thanks for the key! Alpha Nomos! twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

"What?! You don't like sports??" Yes, for the exact same reason you don't like video games. They've never appealed to me and I don't see that ever changing.

*hits blunt* I wonder how many people became physicists because as kids they liked to watch Roadrunner vs Coyote cartoons...

I'm reminded at times the creeper from Jeepers Creepers had a license plate on his truck and so he had to file with the DMV. Even satanic beings need documentation.

When you throw a ball for a dog... Are you playing fetch with them? Or are they playing fetch with you?

There's something wholesome about this comic that I absolutely love. That we expect an old man who works in loans to be some cranky loon, but he instead is some kind, jolly fellow that loves kids.

These always make me laugh. youtu.be/5hfRjN3txdM?

I'm somewhere Less Than Jake but Better Than Ezra.

Honestly I don't get the Cybertruck hate. It's not yours. You don't have to like it. And odds probably are the person driving it just wants to share the road respectfully.

I just came across this question and wondered it myself. And I don't have an answer to it. How would you describe the taste of onions? Onions are best added to certain foods to enhance flavor, but...how would you describe the taste of an onion?

ohai moar overwatch as I ease back into streaming twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

Late night Overwatch, let's have some fun. twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

Back to playing some Overwatch, doing Wrecking Ball practice. twitch . tv/the_dizeezd 😉

Blizzcon was fun, but probably the most exhausting con for me. They tend to be the same after a few but I think given the steam this one had, I'd be happy to attend another.

I fart on people at cons

Car chase!

Who am I seeing at #blizzcon?

iPhone reveal: We did what Samsung already did.

I think StarCraft is coming back...

Okay so I'm excited for the Street Fighter movie ngl

Streams are on hold for right now until I can find stable work.

I've been asking streamers lately if they've followed Gamescom and none I've spoken to have really had interest. Is this a difference between influence and product marketing? Just wondering.

I haven't been able to stream because I'm so exhausted from the heat unfortunately. I'm hoping tomorrow will be cooler.

Trying out Mind Diver tonight! twitch . tv/the_dizeezd #ad

Seeya Tim. You were always Wadsworth to me.

It already knew which one I meant 😂

I bet y'all didn't realize I had a son. I picked him up from school today and asked what he learned. "I learned that lesbians love Sony, gay men love JBL, and transgender individuals love Bose." I told my son "but those are just stereotypes!" *I don't have a son 😉*

moar Anno 1800 twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

Trying out a new schedule which means come by twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

What retro games are deserving of remakes but haven't had them yet?

Lately it seems like the book Player Piano has been more relevant than ever.

I've been getting strange emails from Kick. One was a literal "unban request" from someone I've never seen or even banned on the platform. As someone who has streamed on it probably twice, it seems like a phishing attempt. Anyone else getting these?

You might be a redneck if you use 23andMe as a dating app.

We're back to Anno 1800 because I can't get enough of this game! :D twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

Today makes the first DevOps deployment I've ever made. I called it Garbage, and a field on it is named Smell. Couldn't be prouder.

Here's a weird one for you: I remember really well that the Paperboy cartridge had audio saying "Paperboy" and maybe something else. But I searched and found that only the arcade version had that audio in it... Anyone else remember the Paperboy audio in the NES cartridge?

Self care: Good sleep Proper foods Water Dat ass

I have pulled myself away from this project and decided to play games instead. If I don't take my mind off of this, I'll probably work on it until 3 AM. So here's some more Anno 1800. twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

Sometimes I get so hyper-focused on a project I ignore everything else. I built an integration from Twitch into Salesforce last night. Just one thing I tend to dump time into. Regardless, here's another time-dumper. Anno 1800. twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

I think I'm just addicted to this game Anno 1800 twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

Police hotlines and gloryholes both give anonymous tips.

I like how my shorts on Facebook have an ad right in the middle of them. And then an ad on the bottom of the screen. Maybe now we'll get ad on the sides and top too.

Me waiting for my Doordash driver like

Come by the stream and ask me about the fun news! I had one hell of an interesting night. Anno 1800 is back and we have electricity. twitch . tv/the_dizeezd

More Anno 1800 cause I'm just a fucking addict twitch . tv/the_dizeezd