The Donk

The Donk

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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees You can find me wandering here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W

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The Donk
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When the frontotemporal dementia goes full unfiltered mode

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.

The Donk
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BREAKING: In the ongoing self-sabotage tour, Vivek's hair allows his mouth make hole-digging sounds

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Vivek Ramaswamy defends his ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother: "You have to stand for what is right and what is true"

The Donk
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Trump rigged the '16, '20 and '24 elections He only lost the '20 election due to a massive surge in mail-in voting due to Covid It's why he couldn't accept the loss, because he knew he rigged it And why he's fighting the legitimacy of mail-in voting now He can't rig mail ballots

The Donk
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foreshadowing [fawr-shad-oh-ing] / ˌfɔrˈʃæd oʊ ɪŋ / noun An indication of something that will happen in the future, often used as a literary device to hint at or allude to future plot developments apnews.com/article/germ...

apnews.comA fire devastates the Eagle's Nest retreat built for Hitler in Germany. A suspect is detainedA fire has swept through the mountaintop retreat built for Adolf Hitler and known as the Eagle’s Nest as emergency services struggled to tackle the blaze in snow and wind.
The Donk
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Shit, they even lost this grating bag 'O dick tips

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

“ZERO POINT ZERO % chance” Nick Fuentes says Vance (or Rubio) can’t wins in 2028 after Trump’s “DISASTER” presidency (undeniable corruption, failed war) and wants Dems to win and sink Trump further investigating the corruption so Vance/Rubio can’t be the nominee

The Donk
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His last hit was 27 years ago, with this gibberish on a loop "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie" But sure, it's the Trump stan thing that ended him

Mickey Kuhns@mickeykuhns.bsky.social

Cucking for hate is a bitch… 🤷‍♂️

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Religious leaders gather in Oval Office to give Don Snoreleone an acceptable reason to be recorded asleep on camera www.joemygod.com/2026/10/cath...

joemygod.comCatholic Bishops Pray Over Trump In Oval Office And "Ask Holy Spirit To Protect Against Influence Of Evil" - Joe.My.God.The Denver Catholic reports: Archbishop James R. Golka joined fellow Roman Catholic bishops in meeting with President Trump and led a prayer in the Oval Office, asking God’s blessing upon the president and our nation. His prayer expressed gratitude for “our beautiful nation” and asked the Holy Spirit “to surround our country to protect us …
The Donk
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Who coulda guessed that an adjudicated rapey rapist wouldn't care about a fellow rapey rapist doing rapey things

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Q: Now that you know the backstory about Amy Acton's mom and her stepfather who was indicted for rape, does that change your mind about the ad? Trump: No. To me it's very easy.

The Donk
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They confiscated Ilhan Omar's passport Do you know what it takes to get a US passport? If you guessed 'proof of US citizenship'... ...take the rest of the day off

The Donk
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Do not fuk wit Mar

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Also: UNINFORMED UNTRUTHFUL UNWELL UNINSPIRED UNDESERVING UNSKILLED UNSEEMLY UNSTATESMANLIKE UNSTEADY UNREPENTANT UNWISE UNCHIVALROUS UNINFORMED UNTHINKABLE UNWELCOME UNSRESPECTABLE UNINSPIRED UNSAVORY UNSATISFACTORY UNFIT UNINTELLIGENT UNSKILLED and UNIQUELY ABHORRENT PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY 🇺🇸

The Donk
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Imagine being behind in the polls, and then absolutely cratering the rest of your campaign by using the estranged, rape-enabling mother of your opponent in a "gotcha" ad without vetting any of it A political chess move forever known as the #VivekGambit

The Donk
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A drunk toddler in a china shop

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.

The Donk
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The last time someone was this bad at messaging, she lasted 5 days

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vance: This entire administration rejects pay for play. We reject anybody getting enriched off of their connections to the government

The Donk
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At a cruising speed of 21 knots, the HMS Titanic could hang a 180 in 5 min Also, maybe don't compare your economy to the Titanic

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JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

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I Got Popcorn@igotpopcorn.bsky.social

Vivek Ramaswamy ran an attack ad in which Amy Acton's birth mother calls her a "liar". Acton was removed from her mother's custody when she was 12 because her mother's husband sexually abused her. Mom stayed with the husband until he died. She's a sick bitch. www.cbsnews.com/news/ohio-go...

cbsnews.comOhio governor's race takes ugly turn with attack ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged motherDemocrat Amy Acton's estranged mother calls her a liar in a new GOP ad. Acton's brother says the ad marks a "despicable low" and says their stepfather sexually abused Acton when she was a child.
The Donk
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A Frontotemporal Dementia advocacy group couldn't make a better commercial

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Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

The Donk
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Dumb people are like that Sadly, his handle of Jim Beam a day will keep him inoculated for the foreseeable future And no, I didn't misspell 'inebriated'...that was implied

The Donk
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Sage marital advice from Oklahoma plumber, and bearded garden gnome, MarkWayneBillyJoeJimBob

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Markwayne Mullin: "This is affiliated to Prophet Muhammed. It says there's 3 reasons it's permissible to lie. One is war, one is to try to reconcile, one is when you're trying to persuade your wife to stay with you. Where does other religions say it's permissible to lie? Extreme Islam is dangerous"

The Donk
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At a cruising speed of 21 knots, the HMS Titanic could hang a 180 in 5 min

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

The Donk
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According to Multiverse Theory, a timeline exists where he died in Vietnam, penniless and terrified, at the hands of his own platoon

The Donk
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Universal Healthcare is so complicated, only 36 out of 37 developed nations have been able to figure it out

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The Donk
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The current state of MAGA - Unironically super mad at El-Sayed for saying he would impose 'Shakira Law' 🤣🤣🤣