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Faking News : survey shows 29% of Americans are using BUY NOW PAY LATER for groceries, but 100% of Americans are using TRUMP NOW PAY LATER for everything. #BNPL #TNPL

Check out my new #book, THE THOUSAND WAR YEAR: Donald Trump's On Again Off Again On Again Off Again On-Off War With Iran. If you are an actual author who would like to use this title, please send me a free copy of your book.

Faking News: #DonaldTrump celebrates #IndependenceDay with his reminder, With Liberty and Justice for JUST US. You see what I did there? Not many people realize that Justice sounds like Just Us. But I figured that out. #July4th

Faking News: #DonaldTrump released an #AI generated video of prominent #Democrats urinating in the Lincoln Memorial #ReflectingPool. Democrats responded that the video isn't AI.

Just to remind everyone on this #Juneteenth that if #DonaldTrump had been appointed by Abraham Lincoln to negotiate the SURRENDER of the Confederacy, the South would have been allowed to keep their slaves.

Faking News: Absolute proof that the USA controls top secret #WEATHERMAKING machines as weapons is that whenever #DonaldTrump does something insanely corrupt, the United States suffers massive devastating weather events such as tornadoes fires and floods. #TrumpCorruption

Faking News: #DonaldTrump tells Europe that he will help get their ships through the Strait of Hormuz if they promise to put his face on their money. #IranWar‌

Faking News: #DonaldTrump posts bizarre #AI generated image showing the numbers "69 47"

Faking News: #DonaldTrump on National Security, "Have you heard about all the crazy people entering this country through women's uteruses? Have you heard about that? A woman has a uterus and sometimes crazy people come out of it. I think these need to be monitored very closely."

Considering the #abortion laws in #NorthCarolina, is the new state statue honoring #AndreTheGiant one where Andre is shouting OBEY at a woman's uterus? #OBEYGIANT @aclu.org @abortionfront.bsky.social

"If you can spend that much time looking good, then you ain't getting none" -- Benjamin Franklin #looksmaxxing

Faking News: The #WhiteHouse says Trump's war with Iran is costing Iran $500 million a day in lost oil revenue, and it's only costing the United States $1 billion a day so the US is losing $500 million each day. I would call that a #TRUMP CASINO situation.

If you're crazy about #CompetencyPorn then get your butt to the #library because we make sense out of complete nonsense all day long.

Faking News: US Supreme Court Justice #ClarenceThomas argues against PROGRESSIVE causes such as the THIRTEENTH AMENDMENT because they did not exist 250 years ago.

Study shows that "BELIEVING that adding #fluoride to drinking water has a negative effect on IQ" has a negative effect on IQ

"This is not a war. It is merely a limited military action that seems ever widening and verging on global saturation. Not a war." #WarNotWar #IranWar

Overheard at Mar-A-Lago: "But we cut off the head. You said the snake would die when we cut off the head. What kind of snake has extra heads?" #IranWar

How #ClaudeAI probably reacted to the attack on #Iran: "Not cool, man. I wouldn't do that." #AnthropicAI

"The longer you talk, the liar you get. " old American saying #StateOfTheUnionAddress #DonaldTrump

"How many more bricks can #Trump pull from the America Tower before the whole damn thing collapses? And why does Trump seem so disappointed that it's still standing?"

Faking News: After former prince #Andrew arrest, Donald #Trump begins to realize he needs a scapegoat and urges #PamBondi to sneak Hunter Biden's name into the #EpsteinFiles

Faking News: Donald #Trump submitted renderings of the planned White House #ballroom in a 31-page report submitted to the Commission of Fine Arts that amazingly ALSO INCLUDED PHOTOS OF TRUMP WITH #JEFFREYEPSTEIN

Faking News: Donald #Trump makes his decision that he will accept ALL of the US #Olympics Gold Medals as tokens of appreciation, "I AM THE WAD GOD. YOU'RE WELCOME"

Faking News: Donald #Trump has not decided which gold medal he will win at #Olympics2026. #winterolympics #olympicgold

Faking News: #Trump #Republicans say America needs to NATIONSOZIALISTISCHE our elections

Faking News: Senator Ron Wyden warns of alarming #CIA surveillance activity, but the information is CLASSIFIED and may only be read by civilians while using the guest bathrooms at Mar-A-Lago #WydenSiren

Faking News: #Canada threatens that if #Trump imposes a 100% #TARIFF, Canada will continue its bombardment of ice and snow from its WEATHER WEAPONS on to the US, from December to February, just like it always does.

On The Daily Show, #JonStewart says that Donald #Trump puts his name on everything because he is like an 8-year-old, but Stewart left out the most important branded person, Batman. Batman calls everything Bat-something. I think Donald Trump feels he is #Batman. #TheDailyShow

On The Daily Show, #JonStewart says that Donald #Trump puts his name on everything because he is like an 8-year-old, but Stewart left out the most important branded person, Batman. Batman calls everything Bat-something. I think Donald Trump feels he is #Batman. #TheDailyShow

Faking News: Donald #Trump says that he will appoint son Donald Trump Jr in charge of Venezuela's #oil and son Eric will be in charge of #Venezuela's #cocaine. Because you can't let the fox that loves cocaine into the hen house filled with cocaine.

Faking News: Donald #Trump pardons #NicolasMaduro saying that all Trump wanted was his piece of the action.

Faking News: After renaming the Kennedy Center, Donald #Trump, in a fit of post-coital exuberance, renames the #Epstein files as THE DONALD J TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES.

#PeteHegseth has labeled the Sept 2nd #Venezuela boat destruction video as TOP SECRET so the press will not be able to view it. So the only way to see the boat attack video is at the Mar-A-Lago New Year's Eve party...

Faking News: #openai reports that the most popular #prompt for its #ChatGPT #AI for 2025 was "pretend you're #TaylorSwift and analyze all her songs and write me 100 songs that sound like she wrote them so that when she finally sings them I can say I wrote them first"

Faking News: #ElonMusk predicts that because of #AI the common work week will be optional in 20 years and humans will be free to choose if they want to work or if they want to be food. Yum.

Faking News: What the world is calling "Vladsgiving," Donald #Trump tells #Ukraine to give everything to #Russia because Ukraine is "at the kiddie table playing with the mashed potatoes and the adults are at the grown up table and you're welcome" #UkraineWar

Faking News: The #EpsteinFiles were just found dead from an apparent suicide. The files were set to be released this week. This is a huge disappointment to Donald #Trump who wanted the files made public. Really.

Faking News: US President #Trump says he will drop his $1 billion lawsuit against the #BBC if King Charles bestows a ROYAL KNIGHTHOOD upon him, and gives Trump that Downton Abbey place.

Faking News: Donald #Trump orders #PamBondi and #TheJusticeDept to investigate THOMAS JEFFERSON for sex crimes, which is not at all a snipe hunt to distract from the #EpsteinFiles

Faking News: Donald #Trump reminds Americans that recent News is about Epstein EMAILS and not #EpsteinFiles "2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS"

Faking News: Republicans dismiss New #JeffreyEpstein emails about Donald #Trump as locker room talk, ... where the locker room is in the girls' gym.

#Conservatives inform #SydneySweeney that every woman in the Bible wore a bra. #boobgate

Congressional #Republicans are calling the #NoKings March ANTI-COLONIAL, saying that Trump is a benevolent monarch who only wants the best for his subjects, and also asking, "Isn't this American-Nazi flag I just hung on my wall really cool?"

Faking News: Donald #Trump gives #Nobel committee LAST CHANCE to award Trump the PEACE PRIZE or else they will face ALL HELL. Or maybe Trump means #Hamas - he gets confused. #NobelPeacePrize

Faking News: The White House reports that they were just moments away from releasing all of the remaining #EpsteinFiles but the #GovernmentShutdown stopped that because the federal employees who were going to make the copies have all been fired, darn you, Democrats

" #PeteHegseth PLANS MEETING WITH TOP MILITARY LEADERS" I read this novel. All the leaders are trapped and former Green Beret-Marine-Navy Seal-Fighter Pilot, LOGAN PARADOX, rescues them through sheer guts and combat inventiveness.

#Republicans wouldn't be doing what they're doing now if they didn't have plans to do something worse.

Faking News: Donald #Trump spent his trip to England chasing King Charles around the castle shouting "KING ME!" because you can only be king if you tag another king. #trumpukvisit

I saw the movie #Parasite. Somebody needs to check to see if #Trump is putting in a secret underground bunker in the White House Rose Garden to hide in. #rosegarden #whitehouse

Faking News: 46% of Americans say they would rather live under the protection of a FEUDAL LORD than work for a Fortune 500 company so long as they can work from home.