TheGodMouse

"Noooooo! How will everyone know where the poor people live if they aren't obviously terrible!"

I mean seriously. How could any serious person have faith in the federal government when they rally around *this*?

Anyone gonna talk about that picture in the background?

Sony exec: it was a fun idea, but how do we honestly get people to watch the Ringo one? Other Sony exec: buy 3, get 1 free.

Me: *makes claim* Somebody: "Actually, that claim is incorrect as the facts have since been upd..." Me: "BLOCKED"

House fly in my house this morning: I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF TO RUIN YOUR CUP OF COFFEE!

I've come across this face a couple times now, just a few minutes apart, and each time I see it I laugh audibly. How could you WILLINGLY do this to yourself?

Isn't "vibe-coded" a derogatory term because it has been slowly turning the sites we use into stuttering shambling monstrosities? It can churn out an approximation of a functioning website in record time, but I think the trade-off is abundantly clear.

I've said it before. It's The Onion's reality. We're just livin' in it.

I wonder if any of Elon's companies are going to be affected? Oh, right, he likely paid for this to happen to his rivals... www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

40 or 50 years ago, this person would've gone to work in a factory. He'd come home angry each night, glaring at his wife for having the audacity to suggest he interact with their child instead of being able to "take a load off" in front of the TV.

At some point, this will be correct. Whether it's runaway inflation or electricity actually becoming this expensive relative to our current purchasing power, this fact will likely become higher quality with time.

"A fierce and nimble speaker," Translates to "Somehow an aggressive and defensive liar,"

Humans have created a society where anti-social behavior is rewarded, and pro-social behavior is exploited. Humans. You know, the things that only made it this far BECAUSE of sociality...

*Starts walking down Grove street*

I guess the "AI Piss Filter" was... Prescient?

It seems like the number of recalled products just keeps getting bigger.

I didn't realize the average Bluesky user had aged into "Boomer memes" territory.

*their* Hyuck hyuck! I hate it here...

Glad we anchored about a 1/6th of the US economy on creating what roughly amounts in trustworthiness to asking that one friend's older brother a question, and he was also your hype guy.

This is the kinda shit you'd hear from the raving "the end times are nigh" man found outside of sports games.

Yup, onion reality...

It's everyone's favorite "10th" of the month! Get gone Mar10, stay away Jul10, it's the best tone for movies taking place in Mexico, it's Sep10! Maybe there's something to be said for the similarity to "Sephiroth", but I digress.

Are we just in a 100 year loop or something? I feel deep pity for any historians watching this shit play out in real time.

This fucking kills me. The cruelty on display, daily, in this country is nauseating...

We know Roko's Basilisk contends with the idea that reality may be a simulation to identify which people would've helped create the AI running it, but what if the simulation were actually run by the human resistance to determine trustworthiness? Now your AI flavored "Pascal's Wager" has cracks.

I think the evolution of the term "Moot Point" perfectly explains the problems we face as a society. It used to mean something important that one yearned to discuss at the next "Moot" (a sort of town meeting). We all know what it means nowadays.

Was it too fucking hard to just go into a library for this picture?

Not to be a cynic, but we've gotten too good at entertaining ourselves. It's FAR too easy to get home from work and check completely out until your alarm clock the next morning. Not enough people have to sit there, ruminating or thinking about what could be done anymore.

I believe that the erosion of American Education is the cause for EVERYTHING we're currently seeing in the states. The Department of Education should have been given INCREASED funding over time, not REDUCED. We've forsaken our teachers and professors in favor of priests and pastors, and it shows.

This is some specious reasoning at best, but more likely just misinformation.

Holy shit, his head is TWICE the size of the ACTUAL CANDIDATE...

Plink plink plonk

"I think we all think that ABOLISHING ICE wouldn't necessarily answer the problems you have. I also think we all think we should reach across the aisle to the Republicans, as we can only return to normalcy by conceding all ground we have made up to now, and, as speaker, I promise to do just that!"

It just feels like people are running out of uses for AI, so they start replacing normal human interactions with it and subsequently wonder why other people don't like them much anymore.

A guy so crooked, he can't even walk straight.

Why are we such deranged little gremlins that the Anger Machine gets significantly more use than the Happy Machine? Is it because all of our friends are already in the Anger Machine? Or is it that we can't all agree on what even the Happy Machine is?

I know, I know. The episode is still relevant, though.

This picture shows that americans have no meaningful way to enact necessary change within our government. This is the pile of "human" that has cause us all so much grief and lead to so much hardship. We can only watch as the elected officials meant to prevent this, fall in line behind it.

I got into the closed beta for the Duskbloods!

"Trump is scrambling to stop the BBC from digging into..." come on, there's more evocative imagery we can use here. "Trump is horrified that the BBC might tear his asshole out in a similar fashion to what he and Epstein would always fantasize about doing to children"

We've reached a point where hobbies originally catered to kids in the 90's-00's are becoming luxury nostalgia hits for adults, leaving modern kids with few affordable options to choose from. It's little wonder they choose F2P games instead of investing SIGNIFICANTLY into something they may not like.

Just discovered the bizarre rabbit hole that is AI Wrestling channels trying (and failing hilariously) to say "What WWE" and erupting into a jarring series of angry splurts, gurgles, and glitches. youtu.be/v-kaY67LW64?...

No, we shouldn't let the monkeys who claim to have found the banana tree have all the bananas on it. Why then would we give a fuck that a banana tree was found?

When you're giving directions somewhere, don't say things like "the last stop sign on that street" unless it's obvious that there aren't any more stop signs after the last one.

I liked it better when most of my friends DIDN'T know what Nvidia was.

Goddamn Deep Rock Galactic: Rogue Core pisses me off sometimes... I know it's early access and the game is genuinely great, but ugh. I wish they'd let players have a good run every now and again.

Big Rock Paper Scissors can't keep getting away with this! youtube.com/shorts/45ME6...