Guncle Kris

Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now. Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit. If you are, you already know. 😏

Dokken - Dream Warriors youtu.be/noLPhZvcBpw

Me and The Hub went to see #Clayface tonight. I dug it, but it left me thinking about Dante’s (Inferno) quote about the path of paradise beginning in Hell. Except, in Matt’s case, it seems the path to Hell began in paradise. #Halloween

© Ken Reif. 'Spirit of Mogollon.' Oil on canvas, 2026. 40 × 60 inches.

More of this. Lots more.

Karma sculpture by Do Ho Suh

Dog days are over. Time to vote by November 3rd. Time to win.

The bliss that’d wash over me…

It’s been 10 days since we attended an @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall. We’ll be voting for him 7 days from now. Knew he was the dude for us 84 days ago, but seeing/hearing him live clinched it. #VoteBlue

No one wessel’d quite like him. #RIPWalterKoenig

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” --Shakespeare (Hamlet) #Halloween

Autumn leaves 🍂

Haha, Harrison Butker keeps missing field goals. Clearly a DEI hire.

ARRRROOO!!!

Maybe it’s the full moon, or that bullshit ad saying liberals are being racist against white folk, or the fact that I didn’t get any ass today (tomorrow, maybe), but Daddy Bear’s feeling an itsy bitsy bit brutish.

FOX just aired that “Liberals are the new racists” ad during the Lions/Packers game, and I’m doing my best to hold it together, but I’m fucking pissed. Whoever made that ad… Whoever decided that ad should air… Whoever believes that ad… PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!!!

I’m too old for that shit, so I’ve just committed to being a more zealous cocksucker.

I too get excited when, y’know, I’m “chopping wood.”

The Universe has put The Horny upon me this day. I prayed to The Universe, asked for a cock to cum free me from this hellishness. And The Universe provided, but in the most “Gotcha, slut!” way possible, which I can’t help but respect. #SinfulSunday

Michigan, let's make history in nine days.

Nailed it.

Can’t stop thinking about the pizza I had for breakfast Thursday morning, like it was an ill-fated romance or some shit. And i can’t help but wonder if pizza is thinking about me. 😔

“A daydreamer is a writer just waiting for pen and paper.” Richelle E. Goodrich Artwork by Édouard Vuillard

Truth!

Nail Day: Halloween Edition

“Life, uh, finds a way.” And so does Jeff Goldblum…to turn all my cranks. Happy 74th Quirkday.

“A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.” ― Carl Sagan

"Be strong enough to be gentle" -Capt. Larry Cullen, USMC

Whole 9 yards

© Ingebjørg Støyva. 'The Legacy.' Oil on canvas, 2022. 80 x 100 cm.

Now, he doesn’t hafta take the dishes outta the sink before he pisses in it. #RIPTomSkerritt

Had a medical test at the asscrack this AM, followed by my 1st negative Costco experience, then came home to find the 6th largest pile of dog puke (yes, I rank such things) I’ve ever seen. Now, I hafta go back out and do, like, more things? Haven’t I endured e-fucking-nough al-fucking-ready? 😡

#Poetry #Painting #Sunday What worlds of wonder are our books! The room we sit in melts away, Here's our body in the chair, But our mind is over there. - Eleanor Farjeon 🎨 Lucy Almey Bird

Thomas Lamb Autumn Night