The Grumpy Old Troll

Harrison Butker too far to the right. That never gets old.

MAGA is stoked for Elon's AI generated historically accurate version of The Odyssey. I'm not sure how happy they're gonna be when Grok gives them some historically accurate Greek love scenes aboard Odysseus's ship.

Looks like Comey posted a new meme.

¡Viva España!

For those of you questioning whether or not big tech has gone full MAGA: Amazon is offering a Prime Day deal on bulk Invermectin today. I wish I was joking.

When did "Most People" become Donald, Don Jr, ans Eric.

The level of misinformation on social media is completely out of control. I just saw a meme with that WHCD shooter, down on the ground, photo shopped with Lindsey Graham laying on him in a homo-erotic pose. I had to report that as completely false and misleading. There is no way Graham is a top.

How bad has the Whitehouse screwed up the situation with Iran? They're trotting out Melania to bring attention BACK to Epstein.

God bless TACO Tuesday.

Howard Shultz is moving to Miami due to Washington's new "millionaire tax." If we knew that would happen, we would have passed the tax years ago.

Melania is going to preside over a session of the UN Security Council. Will we, at long last, finally get sanctions against Moose and Squirrel?

BREAKING-- Public health officials have become aware of a drinking game where everyone must drink when they hear the phrase "terribly unfair" spoken on TV. Officials warn viewers of tonight's State of the Union Address to abstain from this game due to the extreme likelihood of alcohol poisoning.

Hard to argue with a Corgi youtube.com/shorts/b3Dvx...

Invoke the 25th Amendment.

Just turned on the Army - Navy game. Realized Army is the Black Knights. Expect an order from Hegseth denouncing DEI names and changing it to just the Knights.

Looks like Adm. Bradley's bio page is back up on the Navy's website. Thought for a moment they might have unpersoned him.

If I'd been committing war crimes, I'd be hoping my back-pocket pardon wasn't signed by autopen right about now.

Not digging this new edition of Charlotte's Web.

BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr adding "Epstein" to the list of words you can't say on TV or radio.

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field."

Most overheard thing at the White House last night. Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume." Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"

@timmiller.bsky.social Someone needs to warn Jeff Landry. If he lets Trump send in the Guard, a crack squad of Amphifa will be dispatched from Portland to Bourbon St.

He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo

Harrison Butker, once again, too far to the right. That never gets old.

State workers are apparently removing chalk memorials as soon as they go up at the Orlando crosswalk by the Pulse nightclub. Some artist should put one of these up, so we can watch MAGA heads explode as they decide whether to purge the rainbow or keep Daddy Trump.

Progressive friends are upset Cracker Barrel caved on the logo, but the old logo is the "Woke" one. It's far more inclusive. You don't need to understand English, or even read to know what it says. Everything is right there in the pictogram of a cracker sitting next to a barrel.

Friday "To Do" list: 1. Persecute critics 2. Purge military 3. Seize the means of production

Any settlement that rewards Putin for his war of aggression is reprehensible.

Everyone is worked about the cheating Astronomer execs, but they weren't the only ones embarrassed on the Coldplay kiss cam:

So it's finally over. Diddy was convicted on federal prostitution charges. One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon?

The president seemed a little disappointed on his tour today:

Whenever I see Emil Bove, my first thought is, "I aways thought it would be Clemenza."

Socialist lead in NY, and MAGA is all:

I'd like to congratulate the people of Canada for not being as stupid as we are.

Everyone is going crazy about who Pete Hegseth is including in his signal chats. Come on, folks. The real story is who isn't included. Can someone please tell me how we are supposed to develop legitimate war plans without including Kid Rock or the My Pillow guy?

There's nothing in the Secret Service training manual to prepare agents for the challenges they face today.

“What do you get when you combine economic calamity, a budding mass protest movement, and the regime’s eagerness to display its mastery of the military on the streets of an American city? …I left out one key factor: Trump has 44 months left to serve in his term.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Having a sneaking suspicion that — just like it did for Trump’s illegible and science-defying response to Covid — the bullshit machine will find a way to give Trump the win (and relocate blame elsewhere) for his inexplicable tariff rollout and consequent stock market crash.